Peanut sized brain

A stupid, dumb idiotic person who either is one of the stupid 4 year olds who stare at cocomelon on their mothers phones all day, or idk, something.

That person has a Peanut sized brain!

by Your mum is gay lol October 14, 2022

schwab-sized

something really really small. tiny.

He had a schwab-sized penis.

by yourlame June 10, 2009

The penis sizes

Smallest to largest based on name
Harrison
Morris
Tom
Tim
Fred
Chris
Lee
Eric
Zander
Landon
Miguel
Abe
Luca
Samuel
Dave
Chad
Damien
Evan
Robert
Justin
Taylor
Gabe
Matt
Cole
Zack
Captain
Noah
James
Jarvis
Paul
Caden
Jacob
Shinnosuke
Daisuke
Arlo
Johnny
Ryan
Shinta
Christian
Mason

I read the penis sizes... it looks like my name is close to James. How bout yours?

I’m close to Evan...

Oh really because I’m close to Daisuke!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Pocket Sized Lesbian

n. Lesbian you just want to stick in your pocket.

Wow Stace, Did you see the majority were pocket sized Lesbians..

She was so cute I just wanted to stick her in my pocket and take her home.

by nixipixi January 27, 2011

Sizeist

A person that makes fun of or hates fat/large people. The extra fat upon a person's body discusses them.

Mother: Your friend David is so fat!
Son: Mom! You're such a sizeist.

by katz94 June 17, 2010

sized up

A way of saying a man got a boner, stiffy, erection, etc.

Sized up is a play on the phrase 'siezed up'.

Alexa: I came twice in a row thinking about last night

Jordan: Dayumm I just sized up hard

by Alexob May 19, 2014

Sizeist

A person against a specific size.

The school wanted large pencil cases but nothing small, they are sizeist.

by opheliadealia January 1, 2018