it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

river sized

A girl who is in the category of bbw or ssbbw.

I need a wingman to take that one chick who is river sized.

by sandfag May 28, 2014

super size it

to pack an extremely large bowl of marijuana (weed, ganja, pot, grass etc.)

guy #1) bro i got an ounce of some good shit

guy #2) lets go smoke a bowl

guy #1) lets super size it

guy #2) yeah!

by TP koslip March 13, 2010

subway size

Its when a guy says he has a 12inch dick but its really only 11inches

"Yo, my dick be subway sized"

by Caraphenilia May 28, 2016

Plus-size

Social media slang for being obese. Often used in anti-fatphobic media as a way of politely calling someone obese.

Girl: don't get mad at me for getting a free extra seat. I deserve accomodations for being plus-size.
Guy: girl, you're just obese. You gotta pay for that extra seat.

by Gretelismycat March 27, 2025

Fun sized

A girl who is fairly small but has curves in all the right places. A small girl with big boobs and a big ass. Also a very attractive girl, these girls are below 5'5. An example is Mila Kunis.

"Jackie is fun sized"

by Kitty Rizzler April 11, 2024

size Queen

A woman who only fucks well hung guys. Often will tell you the size of cocks she's had and size your cock up in terms of how it fits in. That's a size Queen.

Nicole was a true size Queen. On our first date, we fucked in the back of my car and she compleimented my 7x6 inch cock. At the same time she sized my cock up against the cocks she had and indicated their lengths and thicknesses using her arm. Despite being above average, she made me feel small compared to the 8-9 and even 10 inch cocks she had.

by kam75xx May 16, 2025