Shiteye

A term used to define how anyone feels after a great night out. Brought on by too much alcohol, crazy mad dancing, not enough food and a very, very late night. The person will feel nauseous, have very dry, bloodshot eyes and only really be able to crawl for the first 2 hours. Walking gradually builds from Chimp, through Neanderthal to upright over 4-5 hours.

To remedy, complete the following:
Make a strong cup of tea, large Bacon sandwich, drink lots of water, take 2 paracetamol every 4 hours for the entire day and always return to bed when possible.

The morning after the Wedding, while sitting in the garden of the hotel many friends commented on one individuals use of Sunglasses. Having peeled them from his face it was clear to see that he was suffering from major Shiteye.

by Lord_Gammon_Dagger August 16, 2012

Darth Shiteous

A bowel movement so foul and evil, it requires multiple flushes to get rid of it.

"Hey man, I'm lucky to have gotten out of that bathroom alive. I just battled Darth Shiteous!"

by Fagrodamus February 2, 2015

Shield of Death

A term used in reference to the icon displayed when Windows XP or Vista has updates to install, thus resulting in a lengthy shut down of one's computer.

Dude, sorry I'm late. I went to shut down my computer and got the Shield of Death.

by DougLB December 19, 2008

Shields

Shields, or a shield is a 200mg pressed ecstasy tab, and is one of the most common forms of ecstasy, typically bought by beginning drug users as half is a single hit.

"Hey mike, I'm calling John for some shields, 10 a pop. How many you think we'll sell at this event"

"Get fifty, no way I'll be able to get more then that past security"

by Jupiterohwell July 23, 2015

Shaterra

Shaterra is a fun and cute, outgoing person. She is very funny and would do anything to go to Six Flags. She will FIRE YA'LL UP if you come near her friends!!!!!! She will always protect and care.

Shaterra is my best friend!!!

by Laney_Kate_Wilson15 January 31, 2018

Rooster Shield

A synonym to cock blocker. It could also be used as a great cock blocking technique.

Me to couple: Hey, hey, hey, guys what do you call a shield made up of roosters?
Couple: What? (getting pissed of)
Me: A COCK BLOCKER!!! Trololololololo
Rooster Shield=Cock Blocker

by Midgetman007 September 10, 2011

Diamond Shield

The protection a woman gets from her wedding ring against men that want to hit on them.

Candice: The reason men do not hit on me is because of my diamond shield.

Carla: Bitch, the reason men do not hit on you is because you are fat and ugly.

by Kboogie May 29, 2012