Slippery Toad

During sex, when the female orgasms and the male's stiffy is caught in a malestorm of vaginal juice, then the male cums in the female's vagina, inserts his stiffy into her vagina getting a mixture of vaginal juice and semen on the males penis. Then the male rubs melted butter, baby oils and lube on his stiffy and the female tries to preform a handjob.

Me and my girlfriend were bored so we decided to try the Slippery Toad, she couldn't get a good grip the whole time, and couldn't finish me off.

by Onlypudge November 30, 2011

slipper dick

A very beautiful person from the inside out.

Ricky you're a slipper dick and that's why I love you.

by Syty_74 January 31, 2014

Slippery swimsuit

When your mate cums in your underwear and then you chuck them on leaving the reminents of his seamen all over your crotch

Mate- *cums in underwear and puts them back in your drawer*
You- *go to drawer and put said underwear on* "oh mate left me a nice slippery swimsuit did ya!"

by Oldmate21 October 20, 2015

slippery flanigan

a gymnastic manoeuvre in which the athlete uses the penis to control his direction of travel in midair.

he attempted a slippery flanigan

by seppafer October 13, 2017

slippery avocado

when you have a micropenis and it slips into the wrong hole by accident

melissa:“omg karen you’ll never believe what happened with big boy bobby last night!”
karen: “don’t tell me you slippery avocadoed”
melissa: “...”

by Cheese toes May 18, 2018

Slippery Whore

The person I donated my jizz to for a while.

Is that slippery whore that I donated my jizz to for a while staying there?

by isoskepsis May 11, 2022

Dick Snipper

A insult that sometimes is meant to imply that the insult-e is a homosexual. Other times it can be used to refer to someone as a idiot, douche bag, or a flat out dickhead.

Jack: "Dude, the color of those jeans don't go good with that shirt."

Bill: "Shove it, Dick Snipper!"

by Dursirreal734 April 22, 2010