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rectal fungus

Smooth creamy layer some what like moss, with a jagged texture which thrives on left over jizm around the opening of ones anus region
Jeez Barker you gotta get something for that rectal fungus!! it's making it's way up your back...you have no dick
by JaCoB & jUz September 5, 2005
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rectal

of or to do with the asscrack
John is a f**king rectal rim polisher!!
by rian February 14, 2005
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A Korean Restaurant

Describes a situation in a town centre where hot weather can cause an abundance of puppies to be put on display.

If the correct location is chosen these are frequently attractive and often motorboatable.

This high concentration of puppies is only otherwise seen out back at a Korean restaurant.
There were more puppies in town than out back at a Korean restaurant
by ***Welshy*** June 3, 2010
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retal

Retal bleeched aggin.
by John Matt June 17, 2003
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rectal extraction

Pulled out of your ass. Something that is either completely made-up, or if true, a lucky guess.
Dude 1: How did you get a B+ on this test? You didn't even study!
Dude 2: Rectal extractions.
Dude 1: ???
Dude 2: I was just pullin' answers out of my ass and got lucky.
by FarkinFarker January 18, 2008
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Rectal Midget

All small bearded men living in the Anal Cavitys of homeless people for warmth, food and shelter.
Rectal Midget Clench Cheeks AlleysIf you don't want to get a rectal midget you better clench your ass cheeks together while sleeping in alleys.
by ihitmidgets666 March 7, 2011
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rock rental

n. an automobile loaned in exchange for crack cocaine.

This term has been especially common in New Orleans, Louisiana.

A synonym is "crack ride" or rent-a-rock.
Citations:

1992 Joe Darby, Greg Thomas Times-Picayune (New Orleans, La.) (Aug. 11) “West Bank School Football Star Pleads Guilty To Drug Charge” p. A1: The dropped public records charge stemmed from what Sheriff’s Office spokesman Capt. John Fortunato called a “rock rental,” where someone loans an automobile in exchange for a rock of cocaine.

1996 Michael Perlstein Times-Picayune (New Orleans, La.) (May 30) “Probation A Safety Net Rife With Holes” p. A1: He admitted he was driving a “rock rental”—a car loaned to him in exchange for crack cocaine—when he rammed into another car.

1997 Louis Edwards N: A Novel (May) p. 52 @ (May, 1998): “A rock rental.…I gave somebody a rock and they let me borrow they car. Just for a day or so. Plus they owed me for another time.” “So you deal crack.”

1998 WGNO-TV @ New Orleans, La. (Video Monitoring Services of America) (Nov. 11) “Television”: C. Hearn Taylor, Juvenile Judge, said there are rock rentals where you can get a gun for a rock.

2005 TCPalm.com (Stuart, Florida) (Sept. 28) “Police recover car allegedly used in drive-by shooting” (in Fort Pierce): Police also arrested Richard LaWayne Simmons, 18, of the 1200 block of McCray Court in Fort Pierce for allegedly stealing the car through a practice known as a “rock rental.” According to a police report, Simmons arranged to “borrow” the dark blue 1998 Acura for an hour Thursday night in exchange for crack-cocaine.
by urban1dict January 10, 2010
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