Pulled a Mike

1. Offering useless information at any given moment most notably while the listener is intoxicated.

2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time.

3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.

1. Drunk girl: Hey, letttts gooo ouuutsh.
Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate...
Greg:(whispers)What's he doing?
Jake: He just pulled a Mike.

2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche.

3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore.
Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened?
Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.

by amyfishhouse May 15, 2008

Pulled A Brock

To Fuck A Girl Just Mins. After Breaking Up With You Girlfriend.

To Fuck A Girl While Dating Another Girl.

Josh Pulled A Brock When He Fucked Kasey Tonight.

by rdgfhdyjsdvcxcverg July 5, 2008

pulled a Titanic

1) something that started out good but got much worse very fast
2) something that sank

Example 1:

Alex: That mixer last night rocked!
Marina: Eh...not for me. It pulled a Titanic around the middle.

Example 2:
Kim: Oh my God, out boat has a hole in it!
Nicole: It's gonna pull a Titanic soon, I guess.

by blue eyed angel October 29, 2008

pulled a bacon

to do something unbelievably stupid or strange that most people wouldnt do unless severely baked.

lighting a smoke backwards twice in a row without realizing. you pulled a bacon

we might have pulled a bacon with this definition.

by big group March 1, 2009

Pulled off a jesus

when some one dies and then comes back to life again.

ken: Sweet Lord! Devon pulled off a jesus!

kathy: He died two months ago! THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD!

by deadleet May 15, 2009

Pulled a V

Additionally, "pulling a V" or "acting a V"

(1) Career Vandalism: When someone sabotages their career by being a particularly vicious jackass, yet still thinks they're doing a great job. (2) One who is entirely unhelpful in their current position of employment, and fast on the way to being fired (one hopes). (3) An aggressively vacuous employee who makes everyone's lives more difficult than they need to be.

She pulled a V, and this time, it's NOT for Vendetta.

by S for Success July 6, 2009

pulled a mama

to tell a lame joke as a mother would. usually including a stupid pun.

"i dont need to watch passion of the christ, i've read the book."

" dude you totally pulled a mama!!"

by hahamama! December 20, 2009