Pre-bless

The act of 'blessing' somebody before they sneeze, if you can't be bothered waiting for them to actually let it out

Bob opens his mouth, about to sneeze.
Bob: "Aaaa...Aahhhh...!"
Bill: "Bless you!"
Bob: "Choooooo!"
Bob: "Ahaha thanks for the pre-bless there :)"

by Tullly July 29, 2010

Pre-condiment

The clear liquid that comes out of the bottle ahead of the ketchup or mustard.

I shot a big load of pre-condiment all over that burger.

by Russell Moobs August 6, 2010

Pre-Self Defence

The act of attacking someone under the ruse of self-defence, purely so they don't even get a chance to attack you. Usually happens in a bar or other locations that could have disturbance.

Person A: Giving me skittles should apply to you doing any Glasweigan things, such as bottling women, and taking heroin. Deep fried foods are okay, if it's fish. Anything else, a skittle.

Person B: then I'm gonna end up spending my student loan on a box of skittles and sending down south to you.
haha

Person A: I can live with that

Person B: well deep fried foods I tend to avoid anyways - healthy diet for hockey! haha!

Person A: Well try to stick with it! Bottling women should be okay but the taking heroin.Well actually, it's incredibly smart if you think about it. The heroin and the deep frying cancel each other out

Person B: and the bottling is self defence??

Person A: Pre-self defence.

Person B: ahhh yes

by James Frost February 20, 2011

pre-heat

stocking the pantry full of munchies prior to getting "baked." (high as fuck).

larry: dude i got this new piece today, since it's 4/20. wanna go try it out?

andrew melvin: yeah man but did you pre-heat the oven?

larry: helllll yeah, niggy. i got captain crunch, chips ahoy, cheetos, peanut butter and all day hawaiin punch.

by Ryan Harrison May 10, 2011

pre-edrinkulate

When you get too drunk a day before the actual big party you have been so excited for.

Hey Kace! Are you coming to Randall's big bash tonight?

I don't know man, I got too wasted last night. I'm so mad, I've been excited for this party for weeks.

Oh, you pre-edrinkulated hey?

by vamosalaplaya July 2, 2011

pre-loved honey

An attractive, desirable woman who has been previously enjoyed sexually

Johanna is a pre-loved honey thanks to Patrick, Bob and Glenn

by Scheisskerl August 8, 2012

pre-pussing

A term used between bros while trying to sweet talk a girl in hopes of having future sexual activities with her.

Guy: "Yeah man ive been pre-pussing this bitch all night I think it might be my lucky day"
Other Guy: "Sick bro you have her right where you want her. Now go give her what she wants ;)"

by bigmike845 August 31, 2012