by The Non-Sexter March 23, 2011
POT-HEAD #1: "WE FINNA SPARK UP WANNA MATCH?"
POT-HEAD #2: "HELL YUH I'LL BE THERE IN
5 MINS"
POT-HEAD #2 ***UPON ARRIVAL***
"WUSSUP MA"?
POT-HEAD #1 "DAMN,WE ALMOST FLAYMED UP W/O YOU,WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG"?
POT-HEAD #2 ^_^ "I WAS FUCKIN WIT DA PRE-HIGH"
POT-HEAD #2: "HELL YUH I'LL BE THERE IN
5 MINS"
POT-HEAD #2 ***UPON ARRIVAL***
"WUSSUP MA"?
POT-HEAD #1 "DAMN,WE ALMOST FLAYMED UP W/O YOU,WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG"?
POT-HEAD #2 ^_^ "I WAS FUCKIN WIT DA PRE-HIGH"
by -UrRoYaL HigHNeSS- August 11, 2008
A more optimistic name for Thursday. Popularized by Dallas-Fort Worth KDFW FOX 4 news anchors Tim Ryan and Lauren Przybyl during their morning news program, "Good Day." Pre-Friday makes the weekend seem less far away.
by MurrayRabbit January 12, 2012
The opposite of having the itis. When one has pre-itis, it is also known as having the munchies or just hungry right before taking part in eating a big meal.
Man I haven't ate for 13 hours. I'm fixin to have 2 large pizzas and 2 litre coke. I gots the pre-itis.
by citytv is everywhere April 27, 2006
by apreta November 18, 2007
Someone who hopes to go to medical school. Even though they say they want to do so in order to help people, they only do so for the money. This is because of the immense pressure pre-meds receive from their parents. Unlike white and black kids who actually have a sense of self, pre-meds lack the balls to tell their parents to fuck off and chose a field for themselves.
Most pre-meds are mostly Asian or Indian, have no friends, and alternate between hours of studying and hours of drinking. The last one wouldn't be bad except once a pre-med gets drunk, it turns into either a crying girl or a loud bro, ruining the party for everyone else.
Also, they are complete morons and only get by through memorization and kissing ass. Because of their incompetence, they are a great source of amusement for chemistry majors, especially in organic chemistry.
At some point during his/her junior or senior year, the pre-med takes the MCAT, which brutally rapes the pre-med. What the average pre-med doesn't realize is that the exam wouldn't be so bad if the pre-med spent the last three or four years studying instead of thinking up ways in which to backstab peers.
Upon failing to get into medical school, most pre-meds end up becoming lab techs (aka. the biology major's and chemistry major's bitches).
**The previous does not apply to premeds who are in ROTC. You men and women deserve a damn loud applause for your service.
Most pre-meds are mostly Asian or Indian, have no friends, and alternate between hours of studying and hours of drinking. The last one wouldn't be bad except once a pre-med gets drunk, it turns into either a crying girl or a loud bro, ruining the party for everyone else.
Also, they are complete morons and only get by through memorization and kissing ass. Because of their incompetence, they are a great source of amusement for chemistry majors, especially in organic chemistry.
At some point during his/her junior or senior year, the pre-med takes the MCAT, which brutally rapes the pre-med. What the average pre-med doesn't realize is that the exam wouldn't be so bad if the pre-med spent the last three or four years studying instead of thinking up ways in which to backstab peers.
Upon failing to get into medical school, most pre-meds end up becoming lab techs (aka. the biology major's and chemistry major's bitches).
**The previous does not apply to premeds who are in ROTC. You men and women deserve a damn loud applause for your service.
Student 1: "So what are you majoring in?"
Student 2: "I'm pre-med."
Student 1: "That's nice, but it's not a major."
Student 2: "Oh, I guess I'm a biology major."
Student 1: "Why did you pick that field?"
Student 2: "Because I want to help people."
Student 1: "Really? Why don't you sign up for Doctors Without Borders or become a doctor in the Army?"
Student 2: "ummm...."
Student A: "Dude, that organic exam was so hard..."
Student B: "Wtf you talking about? All that was on there was nomenclature. What are you? A fucking dumbass?"
Student A: "Yeah, I AM a pre-med..."
Student 2: "I'm pre-med."
Student 1: "That's nice, but it's not a major."
Student 2: "Oh, I guess I'm a biology major."
Student 1: "Why did you pick that field?"
Student 2: "Because I want to help people."
Student 1: "Really? Why don't you sign up for Doctors Without Borders or become a doctor in the Army?"
Student 2: "ummm...."
Student A: "Dude, that organic exam was so hard..."
Student B: "Wtf you talking about? All that was on there was nomenclature. What are you? A fucking dumbass?"
Student A: "Yeah, I AM a pre-med..."
by JohnnyDavidson March 13, 2011
by Decessum March 30, 2011