poopdick

A common disease contracted from anal sex in which your dick comes out coated in your partners poop. It is incurable and will provide many laughs for your friends at your expense.

John: Derek i heard Kyndell gave you poopdick!

Derek: FML...

by Cocksuckingbearwrastler November 22, 2009

Poopsiebooble

Relating to an irrelevant, irrational, random, spontaneous, ambiguous, irroneous, frivolous, copius, insignificant thing

Carlo: "My computer went all poopsiebooble on me"
Jen: "That's sweet!"

by Jen and Carlo May 27, 2003

poopiebandit

A person who runs up beignhidn a dog or a kitty while they're making a messy, and STEALS IT!

Cat: *bends over, starts to excrete*
Poopiebandit: *runs over, catches poo, runs off*
Cat: MEEEEEOoooooooooooooowwwwww

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

poopie pants

A sourpuss. One who acts negative all the time, like he/she pooped in the pants. Said person is sour all the time and wants you to feel sour too.

Here comes Mr. Poopie Pants again.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2009

poopdick

a dipshit, dumbass, or flamer. One who is quite possibly a queen butt burglar.

McNeil is a freaking poopdick, I can't believe he is so fucked up.

by Jay Shady May 11, 2004

Poopsie

When you didn't mean to poop... but you did.

My girlfriend farted in her sleep last night, so I decided to get some payback. I woke her up his morning with my bare ass in her face... but it wasn't a fart... it was a poopsie!!!!!

I'm single now

by 33eebmuh February 8, 2017

Poopie Penis

The term poopie penis has the simplest definition you will ever see. It is a penis that has poop on it.

My boyfriend and I were having anal sex. I couldn't control my urge to poop while he had his dick inside me and I ended up pooping on his dick giving him a poopie penis.

by GoEatYourWater July 29, 2014