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A person who runs up beignhidn a dog or a kitty while they're making a messy, and STEALS IT!

Cat: *bends over, starts to excrete*
Poopiebandit: *runs over, catches poo, runs off*
Cat: MEEEEEOoooooooooooooowwwwww
by Anonymous August 18, 2003
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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