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Maryland Chicken Popsicle

The act in which a man inserts a wooden popsicle stick deep into his urethra, pretending it is a popsicle. Then they must have sexual intercourse in the anus of another individual (coating their penis in feces), after this they must pull out and quickly stick their “Chicken Popsicle” into a deep fryer to complete the process.
Kaymin are you down to make some Maryland Chicken Popsicles after the game?
by Leapstone October 10, 2025
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Staten Island Popsicle

A Staten Island Popsicle is the act of cumming into popsicle molds, putting a popsicle stick inside of the molds. You then let them freeze and you take them and shove them inside a girl until they melt.
“It was so hot out I had to give my wife a Staten Island Popsicle
by Miguel Myers February 25, 2026
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The Spanish Popsicle

A sexual act where someone holds an ice cube in their mouth until it is very cold, then they pour hot sauce onto an erect penis before engaging in fallatio (oral sex).
Last night we did the Spanish Popsicle. I've never felt a wilder burn than that before!
by TSP-Kitty December 8, 2025
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Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."
by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022
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Let's blow this popsicle stand

It's origin is said to come from a man trying to mind control people by putting radioactive material in his popsicles and the story continues, but the source "Evil minds of the 1900's" is actually not verified, you can google it if you want, so this story is very likely to be false. For full story read the definition by "Not Zane".

Let's blow this popsicle stand means to leave a place.
by nzeu June 9, 2023
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Let's blow this popsicle stand

WHITEST phrase ever made. It means to leave quickly after something went down.
Spy: We got the case.
Scout: "Let's blow this popsicle stand."

"Spy", "Scout", and "Case" are tf2 references
by Salty_God May 20, 2024
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Smashed a box of popsicles

Yeah, I’ve just become very angry. I smashed a box of popsicles on Friday.
by Loren SanD May 5, 2025
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