Definitions by DrunkSaylor

Jacking off and eating popsicles 

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

Jacking off and eating popsicles by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022