police

1. People that arrest you for a little bit of weed and then smoke it.
2. complete hypocrites and liars
3. A person that knows what they do is wrong but won't stand up for what is right.
4. Sadistic motherfuckers
5. The lowest form of people
6. people that say that they will be easier on you are honest, but really are not
7. Motherfuckers, that pull you over for speeding, insist that you've been drinking/using when you havn't, and search your car when there really is no probable cause

See the movie "Spun". The police in that movie are really like that. NO LIE!

Popular police motto: "To Protect and To Serve" - Can someone say, BULLSHIT!

by I fuckin hate pigs August 28, 2005

Police Brutality

The one thing to brighten up a dull day is when you see police brutality on the news. Loads of coppers beating seven shades of shit out of some dumb-ass students. Rock on!

Police brutality gives me a raging boner.

by Lugs-o October 24, 2004

Troll Police

An organization formed in early 1984. Its sole purpose is to protect online forums,blogs,videos, and more recently online gaming. The focus of the group are monstrous beings known as trolls and flamers. These creatures are known to cause disruptions in either large crowds or individuals. Their sole purpose is to get attention. Attention is the fuel that drives them. The Troll Police attempt to combat this sending out the message "Kill your local troll today by simply taking their attention away!" This rather simplistic saying has saved thousands and is responsible for the destruction of at least 2000 trolls and flamers. This amazing accomplishment is just simple proof that the Troll Police are making a difference in the online world today. So just remember this the next time you encounter a troll or flamer when your online.

"Omg DUDE i just said taylor swift sucks on her most viewed video"-random troll
"DUDE THE TROLL POLICE ARE GONNA FUCK YOU UP"-random troll's friend

by Troll Police Officer #1 May 8, 2010

intimacy police

anyone who vows to make extinct hallway PDAs in public high schools. can be anyoen by simply yelling "PDA!" neer the PDAers

look at all those people making out. we deffinately need some intimacy police.

by whitey138 January 20, 2005

lolerz police

the people who decide if something is funny

oh sheeeeeeeet, we gotsta ask the lolerz police about that joke.

by tujmo October 22, 2007

police

People that wear blue or black uniforms who get paid to set people up and plant evidence on them, they actually smoke and use the dope from people they bust on the streets, are racists and beat black men half unconscience, have an addiction to doughnuts, pull motorists over on the road and unfairly give them a ticket because they haven't met their monthly quota, beat their wives and just are hypocrites and just as corrupt as the people they arrest.

The police calling themsleves "public servants" are actually a scandalous clad of douhgnut junkies.

by [e-mail] March 7, 2008

Police

A person who protects people from criminals and constantly gets disrespected by people who can't learn from their first arrest and watch too much hip-hop/rap/gangster shit.

Person 1: Yes! Finally! I'm out of jail! now..I gotta start smoking weed again.
*8 minutes later*

Person 1: ahhh..weed..

Cops: *kicks down door* POLICE! SEARCH WARRANT!!!

One of the Cops: You're under arrest for possession of marijuana.

Person 1: I DIDN'T DO SHIT! POLICE BRUTALITY! *takes last puff* HARASSMENT!

by Authority June 13, 2007