Piney Porridge

The vital element of a mans sexual arousement. A nauturally produced pulp created to transport its commuters from Piney to Jiney ultimately used for procreation and to provide a natural release for the possesor of the organ, or in some cases, when a Jiney is not available, a sock/apple pie/anus can replace. Needless to say this particular porridge can be found around the general vicinity of the Piney, aka A Mans Reproductive Organ, aka Penis, aka pork sword, aka johnson, aka dinkle.
Warning: The combination of Jiney Juice and Piney Porridge can often lead to screaming whinging brats.
FOOTNOTE: 14 year old chav girls are often more susceptible to the receiving of Piney Porridge, however caution should be taken if you do not want to pay maintenance for the brat/child/thing for 18 years.

I shot my Piney Porridge all over her tits.

Goldilocks: This Piney Porridge is too salty!

The strange substance on Ben Stillers ear in There's Something About Mary.

Woman: I'm not swallowing that!
Man: But Piney Porridge is good for you, it keeps you warm and full right through till lunch!

by PennyPicker April 21, 2008

Pinky Butt

The act of inserting the digitus minimus into ones own or another's anus. The degree of which depends on the length of said "pinky".

"You look a little tense. You could use a little pinky butt"

by DeEBs15 August 26, 2011

pinckneyville

Shitty small southern illinois town with nothing to do besides smoke pot in the local IGA parking lot. nothing but red necks and wanna be gangsters. Has nothing going for it but a decent basketball team.

at the end of the day, we can all be happy we don’t live in pinckneyville.

by pvillesucks February 9, 2018

Premature pinch

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..
(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

pinky

The cutest wummiest yummiest sweetest sexiest most lovable cutie pie that ever one laid eyes on...

Pinky herself

by Elmo March 30, 2004

Stinky Pinky

The phenomenon that occurs to the fingerer of someone who has just been fingered. Also a good way to ensure that shit aint stank before going down on it. See also not so stinky pinky

Damn nigga, I was gonna munch that shit, but it gave me some mad stinky pinky.

by ASTX813 March 11, 2003

Pinchie

A small pipe used to smoke various herbs

"Hey Jimmy-you sure know how to rip a pinchie" or "Man that pinchie got me faded last night at the concert"

by Flinchy the Pinchie August 1, 2008