shitty pillow

when you shit on somebody's pillow, push there face in it, and dick slap them in the back of the head until you come

i gave lisa a shitty pillow last night

by b and a 6 shooter June 25, 2009

Beef Pillow

An extremely large carne asada burrito filled so full of beef that you want to rest your head on it.

Dude, this Beef Pillow from Rudy's Taco Shop is muy delicious.

by mcjizzle January 18, 2010

Pecker Pillow

A wad of toilet paper you place on the edge of the toilet seat in a public restroom that you rest your pecker on so it doesn't rub all over the missed urine, feces, and other "elements" that cover the toilet seat.

That toilet seat was gross, I though I'd catch something If I let my dick touch it.

Should have used a pecker pillow.

by Josh the canadian August 3, 2010

Milk Pillow(s)

Female breasts.

I could totally go for a nap on your milk pillow(s).

Her artificial milk pillow(s) exploded when he punched her boob.

I will be the meat pillow to your milk pillow(s).

My son finally quit my wife's milk pillow(s).

i just motor-boated her milk pillow(s).

I fluffed the shit out of her milk pillow(s).

by argonautleader October 29, 2011

death pillows

Death pillows are also known as ravioli, the term is used mostly by submariners. Typically used as midrats(midnight rations).

Guy1: they're serving death pillows in crews mess
Guy2: fuck me, death pillows are awful
Guy3: shut up, nub, death pillows are the greatest thing since sliced bread

by Jack Nom June 21, 2019

making a pillow fort

A newfangled euphemism for sex. Derived from the common courtesy of having sex under a pillow fort so that people do not walk in on you.

e.g. -"What are those people doing?"

-"They are probably having sex, but it is nice of them

to make it less awkward by making a pillow fort."

by your real name (fuckdasystem) March 2, 2014

Shit in a pillowcase

It’s when someone (me, I’m doing it now as I type this, yeah) shits in Sandy’s pillowcase.

I shit in a pillowcase. Matter of fact, I’m still currently shitting in Sandy’s pillowcase.

by Plinko59 December 16, 2018