Phil: I want to scuba dive.
Phil’s aunt: oh Phil can’t scuba dive because his heart’s too pure.
Phil: oh man!
Phil’s aunt: oh Phil can’t scuba dive because his heart’s too pure.
Phil: oh man!
Phil cannot scuba dive.
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Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocre day time television, honey change to Oprah network.
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Ah great, is there anything else dear?
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