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Dutch Entwinement

The dutch entwinement is when a man cums on another persons face (man or women) and the other licks it from around their mouth. They then scrap the rest of the cum off and masturbate with it until they cum. After they have both persons cum in their hand they finger blast the others mouth with each others cum that has been entwined into one cum
Jack just did a dutch entwinement with Terry
by Twerkplays February 3, 2014
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Dutch Crouch

When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.
Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.
by Yeet90 November 16, 2020
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Dutch Casting

When you violently shit yourself while seated, but remain seated long enough for the shit to form a solid and accurate mold of your anus and buttocks.
When tom sharted down the mic he remain seated rather than admit what had transpired, this inadvertently lead to a dutch casting.
by Professor Screeb July 1, 2017
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Dutch Dad

When you get your sisters girlfriend pregnant intentionally.
Janice and Jennifer are Mikes moms. Ron is Janices sister. Ron is Mikes dutch dad.
by Jack Nackerson June 17, 2019
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Dutch Rattlesnake

The sexual act of farting while your penis is inside of your partner so that when flatulence occurs it vibrates simulating a rattlesnake tail warning of potential strike causing instant orgasm 92.69% of the time in the recipient of the Dutch Rattlesnake or Dutch Rattler
Ken gave me the meanest Dutch rattlesnake the other night, I nearly cream pied myself from those vibes.
by Rawnie Throbbins June 23, 2023
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Dutch Magnet

To be attractive towards those intrested in sexual activities involving excretion.
"I keep getting invites to go to poo parties; i'm a total dutch magnet."
by Issybees June 12, 2014
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Dutch hummer

When a guy swings his dick around like a windmill and the girl tries to catch it in her mouth.

Something something windmill something something bj.
I tried a Dutch hummer but just ended up dick slapping her.
by Hotelalphlimaechoyankee October 26, 2019
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