dance mom

pushy, obnoxious crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, dance or enter beauty contests. usually turning them into emotionally scarred adults who hate their parents.
joe: your mum is a crazy dance mom
lisa: i don't understand
by games98092893 August 19, 2019
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smoothie mom

A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.
Carol: Hey Kim where do you think Sarah got those leggings?
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.
by thepal January 19, 2017
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Soccer Mom

A mom who attends all of their child's soccer games, has has no clue about any of the rules.
Soccer Mom: C'mon goalie, chase the ball across the field!
by Jimbolicious7 March 16, 2015
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mom tone

The tone of voice your mother uses when she wants you to tell her something. Slightly different than mom voice.
(Something to be said in mom tone)
"Are you sure that you don't want to talk?"
by KingStrider December 30, 2016
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DIY, Mom!

Literally means "Do it yourself, Mother."

Used both ironically and unironically by teenagers to denote disapproval to an assigned task given to them by a maternal figure, while also redirecting this mission to the asker as they cannot be arsed at that moment in time to do such a deed.

As is common with slang popular among younger generations, some teachers will try to appeal to the "youngsters" by picking up on this versatile phrase and use it in class as well, often to their dismay.

The interjection 'Mom!' may also be changed to any title (often shortened to one syllable) showing a relationship to the speaker such as Dad, Sis, Bro, Cuz, Dude, Girl, Boss, Boi, etc.
Mother: My feet are killing me. Could you be a doll and massage them for me?
Teen: OMG! DIY, Mom!

'Cool' Teacher: My mom asked me to go over to her house because she was feeling lonely this week, but I just told her, "DIY, Mom!" Ugh, mothers, am I right?
Class: You're such an asshole.
by Josh E. Pratt January 21, 2018
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Frozen mom

A mother who always supplies her young female children with endless amounts of Frozen merchandise.
Darryl: Woah, that's a lot of Frozen stuff.

Jack: Yeah dude, she must be a Frozen mom
by MrStealYoMeme November 28, 2016
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Mom Blocked

When your mom cock blocks and/or twat swats you.
My mom came in town to visit me and totally mom blocked my hook up.
by Tree Hall November 02, 2009
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