Mom Blocked

When your mom cock blocks and/or twat swats you.

My mom came in town to visit me and totally mom blocked my hook up.

by Tree Hall November 1, 2009

Mad Mom

A woman who has had the awesome pleasure of having a child, but who is quite livid with the circumstances surrounding her life. Circumstances include but are not limited to: dead beat dad's, non supportive family and/or friends, no job, job that doesn't pay enough, lack of help raising said child, etc. These circumstances cause the mother to become extremely irritated which causes a need for the mother to rant constantly.

Wow, her ex husband is a bum that won't help take care of their child and runs off with another girl. No wonder she is a Mad Mom!

by JMommy August 14, 2010

zoo mom

A person, usually a woman, who reads something factual and then tells other people about it in a condescending, or haughty, manner, pretending as if it was common knowledge. The phenomenon can be readily overheard zoos, where there are lots of moms, and lots of factual information.

Person 1: Wow, it's amazing how these wolves don't get cold on the snowy ground.
Zoo mom: They stay warm because they have a special system of veins and arteries in their legs that recirculates their body heat, instead of losing it to the ground.
Person 1: Oh, yes, I see that that is exact what that sign you just read says.

by HenryTheNavigator February 23, 2013

Soccer Mom

A mom who attends all of their child's soccer games, has has no clue about any of the rules.

Soccer Mom: C'mon goalie, chase the ball across the field!

by Jimbolicious7 March 16, 2015

Frozen mom

A mother who always supplies her young female children with endless amounts of Frozen merchandise.

Darryl: Woah, that's a lot of Frozen stuff.

Jack: Yeah dude, she must be a Frozen mom

by MrStealYoMeme November 28, 2016

mom goal

In lacrosse when a shot hits the side of the net and doesn’t go in. All the mom’s scream because they saw the net move but it was not a goal.

Did they score? No it was a “mom goal”.

by Bobsmokin May 6, 2019

dance mom

pushy, obnoxious crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, dance or enter beauty contests. usually turning them into emotionally scarred adults who hate their parents.

joe: your mum is a crazy dance mom
lisa: i don't understand

by games98092893 August 19, 2019