Moiser Grois

A friendly insult used to jibe a close friend that has acted increduously.

Or, an expression of utter disbelief.

Used mostly in the Jewish/Yiddish influenced communities around South East London, post the mass influx of Russian Jews to the East-End. Sometimes adopted into (Cockney Rhyming Slang) by the more traditional elements of the Big Smoke.

"What the hell are you doing with that water pistol in an airport you Moiser Grois?!"

Or, "Moiser Grois! I didn't know that cheese was fermented!"

by David Mentiply May 14, 2006

moisturizer

n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.

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Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.

Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.

by gnostic1 November 9, 2012

Moist

Describing something cool, dank, fire, flame, sick, or tubular. Or a combination of all the above.

That party was moist as fuck!

Jewbedew:" Yo! temple was so moist today!"
Nick: "yeah bruh!"

by Jewbedew August 28, 2015

Moises

So tasty

Moises just stuck a dick in a bag of dortitos she sucked the dust off the tip

by Moisesisreallygood November 6, 2020

MOITC

make out in the club (or any other word that starts with a 'c')

OMG, I totally want to MOITC with Steve tonight!

Lee totally MOITC'ed with Kelly last night!

Eww, that gross couple is totally MOITCing

by redeagle09 March 11, 2010

Moisture for my stables

A term used to define drinkable liquids.

Guy 1: God i need some moisture for my stables
Guy 2: Yeah same lets go to KFC

by Frankie vb July 9, 2012

moist

The epitome of everything amazing and wonderful in the world.
Use it wisely.

Aww man! I just did a triple back flip with a 1080 twist!

Soo moist, brah.

Those nachos were so moist.

by moistluv August 26, 2011