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midget

A very small guy/gal normally very cocky, loud and hyper alot of the time very attractive to the opposite sex
by Lil Tim March 29, 2004
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Midget

A nickname for a little person.Like me!!!!little blonde girl who lives in Baxter Tennessee.
Candace April Sloan,also known as Midgeetamo.
by Tia & Bobbie December 10, 2004
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Michigan midget

A native of the state of Michigan who has reached adulthood without getting any taller than 4'9"
That girl from Detroit is barely taller than a Michigan midget! I wonder how she sees over the steering wheel to drive...
by desert rose 78 February 27, 2010
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midget

1) An erect penis or dick that is small in size
2) A penis that is short with very little girth
3) A waste of time for a sexual experience
4) A penis that is shorter than the balls
5) Something that can give you nightmares
"Girl don't mess with him, he's working with a midget!"
"Look at the midget, he's just a little baby!"
by Blkfroggy June 28, 2006
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midget thug

a short person who is a drugge too!
by gretchen August 31, 2003
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exploding midget

ofblulararabh!
by yo mama July 17, 2003
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tall midget

Someone who falls below average height, but is still too tall to be considered a midget.
Steve asked Rebecca out on a date, but his tall midget stature of only 5'10" resulted in his immediate rejection.

(At a midget club called Lowriders)
Midget 1: Dude, that bouncer is huge.
Midget 2: I know. He's like 5'6". I wouldn't want to piss him off. I'd shit myself.
by Beefy Queefy December 5, 2016
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