Massimi

In Irish someone who is a MASSIMI is said to be a fong, five chips, and a clover, This simply means He is gay, needs the cock, and has a loose asshole

I know this kid named Fred, he is such a fucking MASSIMI

by Pissed at Homoz March 12, 2003

Barnett's Shaw Massive

Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.

"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"

by Mad Styles Mike July 29, 2008

massive attack

White man music with black man groove.

Toy like people: "What the hell's a massive attack?"
Boy like people: "Aw mon, it's da white mon's music mon, with da black man groove.. mon.."

by who? August 18, 2004

mile high messiah

The nickname for the Denver Broncos 2010 first round draft choice, Tim Tebow.

Dude, are you a proud believer in the mile high messiah?

by demonicshamrock August 8, 2010

Massimi

A wild carpet munching homosexual creature located of off the Northern coast of Alaska

Fred, look at that Massimi!

by Ish March 12, 2003

Massivepain

1) Massivepain is a well known player in the game called "World of Warcraft". While nothing is known of the real person behind it, Massivepain is famous for his or hers amazing skills in the game. These skills have lead to the belief that Massivepain is in fact not a human being, but something far superior to our race.

2) Massivepain is an adjective which describes something as being either or a combination of: Good, Professional, Superior and/or Unworldly.

3) Slang for the most unachievable of ones goals or ambitions.

1) I wonder if Massivepain is single or not, because I desire his offspring.

2) Oh my God! That supernova looked almost Massivepain.

3) Give up man, everyone has Massivepains. You have to be realistic in your dreams.

by teh_internetz January 5, 2009

massive pile

A term used to describe a car, or most often so called "luxury" cars that are not truly a luxury car ie. Lexus. They are often driven by low level businessmen who were cheap suits, but want people to think that they are a big shot.

Jim: Did you see that accountant???
Tom: Ya!! He was in that massive pile!

by abcdegf February 5, 2010