Mario Karting

Mario Karting:

Mario Karting can be observed when an individual attempts to drive a vehicle while under the influence of various narcotics & is most commonly associated with "candy flipping".

Although LSD & MDMA are the base ingredients for a true Mario Karting experience this can be further enhanced by adding to the mix such marvels as Valium, Nitrous Oxide & Marijuana Leaf - this list is not exhaustive.

Jimmy thought it'd be a good idea to go Mario Karting after a wild night out. He turned up the dial on his stereo & decided on some filthy ragga jungle for the ride. The tunes were banging & the roads were swerving but Jimmy thought he was doing just fine. His foot was down & with him bearing down on the destination he was seeking all of a sudden out of nowhere... WHAM. Poor Jimmy became the "Madcapped Parked Car Killer Man".

by Devastez July 6, 2011

mariostache

A stache that is very similar to Mario's stache.

Stalin has one helluva mariostache.

by Anonymous9Ball February 4, 2007

MarioParty foul

Whilst playing MarioParty, MarioKart, Mario,(or any other franchise that Nintendo has some how managed to corporate rape by forcibly inserting Mario into an area he need not be) and preforming any of the generic party fouls that any 17 year old and above are familiar with, I.E. spilling a drink, going against the grain of the environment, or doing something insipid and embarrassing.

While Daniel and I were playing MarioKart on his Wii, he said something really retarded and I called a MarioParty foul on him, that twat.

by Garrison Bowers May 5, 2008

Marioed

When you send someone a text or call they ignore it and never respond.

Girl, I sent him a text last night and do you know he marioed me.

by Silkygrey January 23, 2010

mario maker 2

Perfect game.

Me:”Will you buy Mario Maker 2 ?”
Random Kid:”no i only pley fortnite wat is Mario maker”

by Neo1277 February 17, 2019

Mariola

The most perfect girl. She's very cool and charming, she'll always make you laugh because she has a great sense of humor :) if you become friends with her, she'll stick to you no matter what. Mariola is also super bright. And there are no such words to describe her unique beauty and style! She's also very fun to hang out with. Everyone would love to have a friend like Mariola :)

- do you know that chic called Mariola?
- yes! I wish I could talk to her more, she's great!

by anonymous November 18, 2020

Marion Dawson

Marion Dawson Is the fittest gilf around

Marion Dawson Is a 10 out of 10 smash

by Sexy G.I.L.F Marion December 2, 2021