Male vaginitis

Male acting like a bitch or pussy.

Symptoms: excessive complaining, itchiness and discharge.

"My leg keeps cramping, I'm going to have sit out this one out. "
"Do you need some vaginitis cream for that male vaginitis."

by Picking December 13, 2014

Male Femidweeb

1. A man so concerned with "feminist" issues that he needs to get a life.
2. A man who's so sensitive about feminism that it even makes women groan.

Bob, I'm glad you support feminism, but you're turning into a male femidweeb.

by everythingannoysme November 18, 2013

Male period

A period where in a man had an existential crisis in which he feels utterly lost and has no idea of what he is doing. Then they realize something obvious and go at it for a couple weeks.

The phenomenon occurs roughly once a month therefore the name male period.

Whats wrong dude?
I’m having my male period should be over in a few days.

by Flora lumberjack August 6, 2018

Alpha Male

Someone who goes to the gym and is stronger than most people. They don’t actually have any courage or skill at anything. Instead of actually socializing with people, they just keep working out hoping a girl will somehow magically appear in their life. They’ve never actually learned how to fight either, they think they can just bench press an opponent to death (which might actually work, not completely counting it out, but they’d probably lose to an mma fighter). Anyways, being a true alpha male takes a lot more than just lifting weights. Do you have people skills? Are you actually brave, or just strong? Can you outsmart people? Are you a leader or just a meathead? Sorry, but being strong doesn’t make you an alpha, it’s just one part of the mix of a lot of variables.

Person 1: “You know, I just have a super alpha male personality.”
Person 2: “Really? Cuz you live at your mom’s house and can’t pull a girlfriend. Maybe it’s time you go to college and get out of the comfort zone of your local 24 hour fitness.”

by stop playing cod and grow up November 14, 2019

Zulu Male

That one kid that is always at the back of the line following the more powerful males.
This kid is so beta male he is the betas of all beta males.

Collin:"you see that kid behind them"
Steve:"yeah hes always following them around"

Collin:"hes the Zulu Male!"

by Peting Peterson January 23, 2020

male vibrator

A toy usually used by a man (David G) with a Vagina.

Shhh, Can you hear that? Its david using the Male Vibrator

by >:)notEthan._. October 29, 2020

Sidney (Male)

A funny guy. Can sometimes be sensitive, but is really good at playing instruments. Always talks about how girls like him but has no game. Sometimes acts douchey around other guys but that’s every guy am I right.

Person: Hey, where can I find a teacher to teach me how to play guitar

Other person: There’s this guy at our school that plays really good guitar, just ask him. His name is Sidney (male)

by Apple Pie 69 November 2, 2020