1st of every month

the 1st of every month is OwO day, so write OwO on the front of your hand (on your left hand)

The 1st of every month is national OwO day!

by BobaIsGood October 19, 2019

National Simp Month

On the month of December you can simp as much as you want.

Joshua: "Why you simping over Jasmin?"
Edwin: "Because it's national Simp Month!"

by Yung Couch October 22, 2019

Suicide prevention month

Suicide prevention month is on September, many people say its “no simp September” as a joke. When this month really isn’t. It’s disgusting to see people joke about this month, people need to get a new sense of humor.

“It’s suicide prevention month, not no simp September!”

by Jschlattsjuicyass September 4, 2021

heterosexual pride month

A made up month by conservatives who are mad gay people have rights, wanna be oppressed, and don’t realize that all the other 11 months of the year are already straight pride month.

Conservative: “Hey have you heard it’s heterosexual pride month?”
Norma person: “shut the fuck up bitch”

by iBeleiveInMeSupremacy June 23, 2023

Straight pride month

This is a event that does not exist, straight people can’t understand that they don’t need a month because they will never be oppressed. August is august and it will never be your stupid little month!!!

“Straight Pride month isn’t a thing bro”
Sad the straight person with more than half a brain

by Laurie_myers July 21, 2022

The 3 month rule

The 3 month rule refers to the time period after which a girl can be judged on her looks for real. The problem is that girls often look much fitter when they are first seen, but after 3 months, if they are still regarded as fit, then the must be a fit girl.

"hey, have you seen the new girl? She's so fit man!"
"yeah she is, but remember the 3 month rule. Only time will tell!"

by kitch69750 November 2, 2011

Straight month

Not a real thing that homophobes made up to mock lbgtq+ problems.

Homophobe: yo dude it's straight month let's go outside and have a parade 🤪

normal person: actually there is not a such a thing called straight month. straight people don't need a month as they do have normal human rights and are not forced to be something they are not.

by n0rm4lp3rs0n July 5, 2021