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(The) Michigan Effect

If you spend enough time in Michigan, your standard for girls will quickly drop. The sad part is that it lingers for about a week even after you leave Michigan.
"Wow, that girl behind me if pretty hot!"
"Dude, she's 220lbs!!!"
"Oh, must be (The) Michigan Effect... I'll go talk to her"
by Tsen Wrath July 5, 2012
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Beaverton, Michigan

Beaverton is a small town in Mid -Michiagn with around 1000 people. It has a lake named after the men who started the town as well as a few gas stations and restaurants. The people know each other very well and are mostly friendly, although they like to keep to themselves. They are not "small minded" as someone else said, but are proud and have traditional values such as respect and decency, and can be a little harsh on those who don't fit that bill. The most well known family in Beaverton are the longstreths
Beaverton, Michigan is 20 miles north of midland
by 0736 May 7, 2015
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Northern Michigan University

This school is miles away from any real civilization. The faculty and administrators think NMU is the most reputable college in the state although the truth is just the opposite. NMU is the least prestigious university you could possible attend in Michigan but that wont stop the professors from acting like dicks and assigning so much work your head will spin; or you will sacrifice any trace of a social life to get a mediocre grade because the teachers grade every none Homosexual person harshly. The Dean of students is a avid supporter of the fags and lesbians on campus. straight people are bashed here for being straight and thats totally ok. If your an art student you will need a credit card with a high limit cause you cant buy any supplies anywhere around here unless you drive 3 to 4 hours away.

you have to walk to school almost everyday in a blizzard

I will probably get in trouble with the dean for posting this because they censor students here. they monitor everything you put on your facebook or any website on the net. they claim they have a right to do this because YOU the student represent the school and they the school provide the internet that your tuition as a student pays for so there for they have a right to punish you for anything unsavory that you may say about the school online.
NMU student: teacher I need film for my photography class.

NMU teacher: well, this one place in town sells the film for double the normal price you would pay anywhere else in the civilized world. or you could order it online. and as far as that camera item is concerned you might think about driving to the other side of the mackinaw bridge downstate to get it.

Dean of students at Northern Michigan university: we dont need evidence to decide you guilty of violating the student code of conduct cause you accused by a member of outlook (the gay and lesbian organization on campus) and no you cant complain about the rude or insulting things that she or he or heshe says to you because straight peoples feelings dont matter.
by mat d. measels February 10, 2008
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Spring Lake, Michigan

Spring Lake is...
1. In Spring Lake, Michigan.
2. Next to Lake Michigan.
3. Home of the Lakers.
4. Better than Fruitport.
5. The place that has great beaches.
6. The place that has great ski hills.
7. A place where flooding occurs.
8. A place that has beautiful seasons.
9. A place that has winters that last too long.
--Once a Laker, Always a Laker--

Boy 1- Spring Lake, Michigan has amazing people!
Boy 2- I know right?!
by Laker22 May 25, 2010
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Sergeant Peppers Michigan U

right when your about to cum in a girls face and she has her mouth is wide open you turn around quickly and shit in her mouth
Guy 1" Dude my girl friend is such a bitch good thing i Michigan Ued her last night".
Guy 2 " pulled the old Sergeant peppers Michigan U on her duuuude nice ".
by Sgt.Peppers Bs December 7, 2009
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Greenville Michigan

A school that only queers go to, they suck total ass and whine when they lose because they are babies.
1. hey i live in Greenville Michigan

2. dude your a queer i go to Belding
by Alex Kman February 18, 2009
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Detroit, Michigan

A palce where the locals complain about others knowing nothing about them, even though in their hearts they know that only the rich neighborhood doesn't have Liquor stores, Gangs, and constant Gun fire.
Detroit Local: Have you ever been to Detroit, Michigan?

Stranger: No, but I know its a horrible palce.

Detroit: No, it's not, you can getp ast the bullets and drugs you know!

Stranger: Pull up your skirt sally, this is Urban Dicitonary, we want to have soemthign funny not you whining about how we judge your town.
by Gunshotvictim298 March 6, 2011
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