A place where it could go from fall, spring, summer, and winter all in a matter of hours. It could be freezing one minute, then super hot with a tornado the next. Winters are long and sometimes don't end until May. The state is also known for having a bitchy Karen as a governor at the moment, but that will no longer be the case with the governor election next year. The potholes in the roads and in parking lots are also a nightmare.
The beaches used to be very calm and spacious, but now the beaches (especially in the Grand Traverse area) are super crowded and are being invaded/ruined by tourists because of ABC New's stupid broadcast about the Sleeping Bear Dune's some time around 2010. Now locals can't enjoy the dunes like they used to.
Agriculture, mining, lumber, manufacturing, tourism, car manufacturing, and trade between Canada/other states on the Great Lakes make up the economy.
We also created celebrities like Eminem and Alice Cooper.
The beaches used to be very calm and spacious, but now the beaches (especially in the Grand Traverse area) are super crowded and are being invaded/ruined by tourists because of ABC New's stupid broadcast about the Sleeping Bear Dune's some time around 2010. Now locals can't enjoy the dunes like they used to.
Agriculture, mining, lumber, manufacturing, tourism, car manufacturing, and trade between Canada/other states on the Great Lakes make up the economy.
We also created celebrities like Eminem and Alice Cooper.
If you come to Michigan, don't leave trash on our beaches or change the landscape, it really pisses us off and you can be fined/end up in jail. Watch out for potholes as well, some are so big and deep that they can total your car. If you visit Frankenmuth, hit up Bronner's, it's the biggest Christmas store in the world! If you go into towns like Glen Arbor, Ann Arbor, Frankenmuth, or Traverse City, hit up the Cherry Republic, they have some gourmet shit that's all cherry based! Mackinac Island is the place you wanna go for a weekend of drinking, just be sure that if you get a hotel room on the mainland that you manage your time well so you can catch your boat! If you're near
Whitefish Bay on the beach, keep an eye out because you might see the ghost of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Whitefish Bay on the beach, keep an eye out because you might see the ghost of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
by Vampira Andres June 03, 2025
“Hey, bro wanna go to Michigan?”
“As long as we go up north.”
“Of course I don’t be in the ghettos.”
“As long as we go up north.”
“Of course I don’t be in the ghettos.”
by Ioskaosposl February 10, 2021
Boring place full of farms and poverty. The only thing that gets done is arguing over college football teams and Detroit pew pew violence. Bunch of lakes that are being killed everyday as well, which are fun to swim in as long as they are above its above 60 degrees Fahrenheit. We also have Ford F-150’s and Rams everywhere, as well as Chevy’s.
Bob: “Are you going to Michigan?”
Tim: “Yes.”
Bob: “Isn’t that one of the most boring states?”
Tim “Yes, but they have lakes and fishing.”
Tim: “Yes.”
Bob: “Isn’t that one of the most boring states?”
Tim “Yes, but they have lakes and fishing.”
by Michigan man 9000 May 13, 2024
(n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.
"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."
by G_freezy September 08, 2018
by Mommymilker1000 May 03, 2022
Cedar Springs, Michigan. Home of Red Flannel Days! Incorporated in 1871 as a major hub for the timber industry, it became know for the Red Flannel often worn by loggers required to wear them due to the harsh winters. The red flannels they wore began being produced in Cedar Springs for convenience and that industry still remains today. Cedar Springs became a city in October 1959.
by Red Shamrock September 21, 2020
Annoying Obnoxious fans with false hope that this is their year and false hope that they will beat Ohio State every year.
by Leumas Nivel March 03, 2022