If you spend enough time in Michigan, your standard for girls will quickly drop. The sad part is that it lingers for about a week even after you leave Michigan.
"Wow, that girl behind me if pretty hot!"
"Dude, she's 220lbs!!!"
"Oh, must be (The) Michigan Effect... I'll go talk to her"
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(The) Michigan Effect
mug!
This is an unwritten (until now) rule that states that any girl that has anything similar to Lucy Liu is not hot.
ie. Asian girls with freckles.
I don't like your girlfriend.. don't worry. She failed the Lucy Liu Test so i won't have to steal her from you.
