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Lumber Jack Festival

Noun:: People wearing lots of flannel.
Geezus.. You know you're in Wisconsin by the lumber jack festival in here...
by SW3518 December 27, 2010
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lumber party

A lumber party is when you have 12 beautiful girls hide around the house you're staying at, and you "lumber" around and try to find them. Usually teams are broken up into single digits and then the person who finds the most women gets to sleep with each one.
Hey dude, we should really have a lumber party tonight!
by ilikepenguins! January 1, 2011
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Lumberjackian

Someone that who wears lumberjack clothing, gear and an occasional sombrero, but is neither a mexican nor a lumberjack. Usually has large amounts of hair and a crevat.
Mike: That would explain his facial-hair.
Jordan: It's called a crevat, you non-lumberjackian!
by lordplagus March 19, 2011
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lumberjackie

1. A lady who falls trees, cuts them into logs, or transports them to a sawmill.

2. A female lumberjack.
That plaidly clad lumberjackie was lookin so fine in her new blue jeans and suspenders.

That lumberjackie makes my Swedish fiddle stand on end!
by whiteraven1492 May 14, 2011
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Lumberport

A small, redneck town where everyone knows you, your dog, and your dog's girlfriend.

A town where, if someone needs you, they just go hollerin' into your bedroom window.

A town where the boobs hang low and the IQ's even lower.

A town with only 3 attractions: the 7-11, the dairy mart, and the park with only one swing and nothing else.
Y'all reckon goin' on down the way to Lumberport for them Slurpees? I just might have a hankerin' for a nice ol' Slurpee
by LumberportGirl94 August 16, 2011
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Lumberjack

One who wears flannels & doesn't go to school, they cut down tress.
w3 !umb3rj4ck$ d0n+ g0 +0 $ch00l, w3 cu+ d0wn +r33$. Lumberjacks ~
by Lumberjack emily September 18, 2011
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Lumberjack

While a woman is tounging/licking your balls, you lift your cock up. While she continues to suck your balls, shout ''TIMBER!!!'' as you simultaneously let go of your cock and hit her in the face and forehead with your cock. Asians will have a harder time accomplishing this, and may have to shout ''TWIG!!'' or ''STUMP!!!'' instead.
Last night I gave Lisa a Lumberjack when she was licking my balls. She STILL has a red mark on her forehead from my cock!!
by Burt Hymen & the Fallopian Two September 28, 2011
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