Kelly Rowland let Beyonce Knowles take advantage of her due to the fact that she was blinded by "friendship."
by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006
Get the Kelly Rowlandmug. The act of removing an adhesive bandage from the penis or scrotum placed over a laceration which occurred while trimming or shaving off pubic hair.
"What the hell is up with Jake? Why is he walking so slowly?"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Get the kelly ripamug. The act of begetting a conservative Caucasian woman whilst encouraging her to speaketh thy name as "black santa." Once thou hath reached the point of expiration, excrete thine dna upon her facial regions. Subsequently, without dismay, proceed in striking the concubine with a satchel of fiery coals.
Subject A: Damn son, you sex that blonde bigot last night?
Subject B: Oh fa sho, ran a full Megyn Kelly on dat hoe. Had to call the fire department.
Subject B: Oh fa sho, ran a full Megyn Kelly on dat hoe. Had to call the fire department.
by rhoded0gg2 May 10, 2014
Get the Megyn Kellymug. the greatest girlfriend a guy could ever ask for.
loving, passionate, beautiful, devoted, and loyal, she's everything that anyone could ever want, and the only bad thing about her, is that she's taken, so only one guy can have her.
loving, passionate, beautiful, devoted, and loyal, she's everything that anyone could ever want, and the only bad thing about her, is that she's taken, so only one guy can have her.
by davidmcmuffin August 22, 2011
Get the Kelly-Kayemug. Kelly Ripa is an unfunny person who stars in the show Regis and Kelly which is a morning show. She constantly thinks that telling people that she looks more like a guy. She is also synonymous with saying how crappy of a parent she really is to her kids.
To pull a Kelly Ripa would be to say something that only you finds funny.
To pull a Kelly Ripa would be to say something that only you finds funny.
by TRRRRRR May 2, 2010
Get the Kelly Ripamug. 
1.giving head to a kid before even hooking up with him after cracking jokes about getting on her knees.
2. hooking up with a 5th grader to get a glow necklace.
2. hooking up with a 5th grader to get a glow necklace.
person 1:where did she go?
person 2: idk shes in the woods with some kid. i think shes pulling a kelly.
person 1:oh god.
person 2: idk shes in the woods with some kid. i think shes pulling a kelly.
person 1:oh god.
by dontworryaboutittt October 27, 2008
Get the pulling a kellymug.