cock jockey

a dirty cock riding male

see darius khambata
tom vanner
dan brown
james carr

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

knob jockey

one who likes a big knob up their anus.

David f takes hard knob up the anus he is a knob jockey

by robert f June 2, 2004

Jokey

An adjective for an incredibly stupid person, or a person without a clue. Pronounced - jo(in french accent)-kay

He's so jokey!
You are such a stupid jokey clueless idiot!

by laugeinggirl July 22, 2009

Fence Jockey

Urban youths who spend all their free time sitting on fences near pay phones while shouting at traffic and attempting to sell drugs.

Look at that bunch of fence jockeys sitting by the 7-11.

by Landric April 1, 2003

Diesel Jockey

One who fills their petrol powered car with a more dirty and less refined fuel - namely diesel.

Effects are known to kill car if not already dead. It makes your car badly beaten, scratched and has go faster stripes hanging off and a Jesus sticker on the back.

'Glid the Diesel' would approve of this method of propulsion as it's eco-friendly effects are stopping the engine from working completely.

Conversion costs:

1 tank diesel £40
AA membership £50 per year
Repair work to engine £100
1 tank petrol £40
Total £230

The mechanics are happy with this work as it keeps them in business.

My name is Joe - I have a pertol car. I think I'll fill it with diesel. That makes me a Diesel Jockey

by Carlos the Diesel June 24, 2004

bean jockey

A coffee-bar barista, or waitron, serving coffee for the regular caffiend and 'foams' for foamers.

Bean Jockey is one gender-neutral definition for waiters. Other interesting defs that's been coined lately is dub-dubs: Waiter/ Waitresses or w/ws.

by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007

horse jockey

A short and small blond girl, weighing like 80 pounds. They get drunk all the time and can't remember the next morning. Most are named Bridget

Omg, look at that horse jockey, she can play flip cup like it's her job, that's she's eye level to the table.

by AFriendOfAFriend May 30, 2009