The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.
I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrived… I have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.
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by Jon hamburger October 12, 2022
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by Nick t October 13, 2022
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by NurseBriBri October 27, 2022
Get the Jon Grammes mug.A "Jon Rep" is a variation press for the flat bench press, the "Jon Rep" is similar to the flat bench press in that an individual retains proper bench form, however, the range of motion is halved. By halving the rep an individual is completing a "Jon Rep" and by doing so is slowly becoming both intolerable to dairy and increasing the probability of obesity. The "Jon Rep" is named after famous influencer Jon Wierenga who is known for his collaboration with GymShark as an upcoming body-positive lifter who spreads the message that the gym is more about complaining about injuries than performing actual hard work.
Hey, Look at that fat cripple! "far out!" he's hitting an iconic Jon Rep, holy! he's nearly benching his body weight!
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