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Jon-Athon 

The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.
I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrivedI have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.
Jon-Athon by Renewables July 5, 2022
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Jon Athan 

A very humble and selfless person.

Prefer others than himself.
A friend to a friend even to an enemy.
Very competitive and always a leader.
Jon Athan one of the best persons ever lived.
Jon Athan by Jhatno June 7, 2021

Jon Anthony 

1. Fairy
2. Nancy
3. Idiot
4. Dislike

5. Pretty cool
6. Senators...
7. Lots to hate
8. Love that guy
9. Should I keep going?
10. Yup.
11. BOS
12. I miss Dupree
1. Jon Anthony is a fairy.
2. If his parents hadn't named him Jon, they would have called him Nancy.
3. I'm an idiot.
4. 'nuf said.
5. Opposite day. What up!
6. Yaa...
7. Lots to love... *cough* What?
8. Seriously.
9. Kept going.
10. Sure did.
11. That's crap. Stanley Cup 2011
12. No more video.
Jon Anthony by Fat Lady Sang June 15, 2011

The Jon-a-thon 

a person who is slightly brown and has a tendency of stealing t.v's. Hobbies generally include whale and/or shwamper hunting. Most people tend to clap when is in the general area as it a funny metaphor for his medical record.
He's definitely The Jon-a-thon
The Jon-a-thon by TheSancho December 30, 2010

Jonathon 

Jonathon knows what he wants in life and he's not afraid to go for it. He's forward but extremely kind and it gives him a very approachable aspect to him. He's probably been through a lot but is still a very cheerful guy, although sometimes has a very brooding look. He's very handsome and is generally extremely likable and many will vouch for him on that. He gets along with all of his superiors and is hard working in anything he applies himself to. He has a adventurous side to him and isn't afraid to explore new talents and skills. He's always willing to learn or try something new, he's a very admirable guy. Don't be afraid to talk to him because you'll likely end up meeting one of the most kindest people you know.
"Yooo! It's Jonathon!"
Jonathon by Siniac November 2, 2022

Jonathon Jones 

A VERY tall person who has a very deep voice and is sexually aroused by almost everything
tracer: you see that guy over there he is a 'jonathon jones'
Jonathon Jones by TheUNWANTEDtwig December 5, 2018

Jonathon Ng 

Jonathon Ng, also known as Eden, is a music artist who is best known for his amazing songs Drugs, and Crash.

Jonathons father is from China and met his Irish mother in Dublin, then they gave birth to this legend.
Previously, until 2015 he was known as The Eden Project, and currently is known as Eden.
What song is that? It’s amazing!
Oh, it’s just Eden, aka Jonathon Ng!