Chron john

Weed that is very green and potent. Will usually get you high within 2-3 hits.

Ay, you said your dude got some "Chron john"? hit em up!

by L oONaY October 15, 2008

John Smith

The name of a person with unimaginative parents.

Whats your name? John Smith
Another one ?!?!?

by Pumpk1ng February 19, 2017

john nolan

he might be a sexbot
but he's a hot sexbot

john nolan is a sexbot

by rubyroobs July 10, 2009

John Petrucci

See God.

Guitarist for legendary New York progressive metal band Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment and solo artist.

Can play up to 2 billion notes per second, but when he does people die, so he keeps it low...around 2000.

John Petrucci > You

John Petrucci: "Yes, I am your god."
Everyone: (worships)

by dethmaiden91 May 2, 2008

John willmott

A shit school wiv a racist head teacher who looks like hogwarts

U go to John willmott enit

by Beastty August 8, 2019

john entwistle

the greatest bassist ever in rock and roll

for prove of his amazing skills on bass guitar buy the kids are alright dvd special edition from your local music store

by qanderson April 5, 2005

John Jameson

man who could not leave a barrel of whiskey behind, fought off a sea monster, and showed up for his own funeral in his home of Ireland.

In the great storm of 1781 John Jameson lost a barrel of his beloved whiskey. He said goodbye to the crew and went in after it.

by Irish Legend October 15, 2009