jewish driveby

when someone drags their ass along your entire body as if they were a dog dragging their butt along the ground.
dang she shit me with a Jewish driveby after sex bro it was awsome
by Garry mf winthorp August 22, 2020
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Jewish Nazi

A weird and dark way to say you want to kill yourself. References the fact that Nazis wanted to kill Jews, so a Jewish Nazi would want to kill himself.
Person 1: How are you feeling today?
Person 2: Like a Jewish Nazi.
by BlackMesaLabs0 December 07, 2016
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small jewish child

is small and jewish
they are jewish and are in existence to make fun of
person A "small jewish child"
Person B -dies of funny-
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Jewish cocktail

When someone uses the tip of a circumcision as a shot glass
Yo did you see drink that Jewish cocktail
by Sir_Pump_aloaf December 04, 2021
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You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
by Hym Iam March 05, 2024
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Jewish Hitler

Hym "I do not like the fact that Jewish Hitler (Benjamin Netenyaho(I don't care how his name is spelled)) his coming here and criticizing the use of the freeze peach of the citizen of America."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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Jewish Carnival

A sexual act depicting a Star of David where an orgy minimum of 6 people lock limbs in a hexagonal position, and creativity begins from there
“Hold on mom, I have to finish this Jewish Carnival I promised my friends”

to which the mother would most likely respond—

“Of course! Take as long as you need!”
by Big Sawse October 23, 2020
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