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Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid

A Jewish kid that's ratchet as shit and doesn't give a fuck.
Man 1: Dude, did you see that Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid over there?

Man 2: Yeah he don't give no fucks.
by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017
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Jewish turtle neck

When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.
My girl was being a bitch so I gave her a Jewish turtle neck.
by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025
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Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

It's somewhere underground, and if you've never been, you're like a lit of other people.
That guy kicked the ball across the line and now he's in the Jewish Basketball Hame of Fame. It isn't former sports glory for him, he's a legend forever. Have you ever tried to stand on the same court with a legend of the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame?
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
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Jewish

jews are not from isreal
"your jewish" "yeah" "you fucking murderer" "?????"
by omarialdialdialdi February 14, 2025
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Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

The guy was describing his basketball prowess like he had been inducted into the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame for playing basketball for a while in school, and calling it an overachievement in life. He had about 2 other guys in the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame with him, about the same number as you would find in the Irish or Italian basketball halls of fame, but still he didn't want to tone his bullshit down, because to him basketball was more than a stupid fucking game he played in school, it was as sacred as religion.
by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021
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Jewish baptism

The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him
So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.
by NJG420 May 4, 2024
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Jewish aluminum

Filling the cans with sand and/or rocks before you recycle them.
I sure got a lot more money since I cashed in my Jewish aluminum.
by Trump2024fjb_LGB September 2, 2023
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