Self-Insert Definitions

1. When dumbasses post their name with definitions, expecting millions of random strangers to just fall out of their chairs at their dumb inside joke.

2. When some pissed off dickbag misuses a platform, just so they can vent about someone they hate.

3. When some insecure fuck makes a definition of their name that's just compliments to themselves, so they can jerk themselves off to distract themselves from thoughts of how little they actually contribute to society.

I'm fucking sick of seeing these god damn self-insert definitions, everytime I go to vote. Who are you expecting to find this funny? What makes you think random strangers who don't even know what you look like are going to get this? Please for the love of god, keep your shitty self-inserts in fanfictions.

by CuteBoy56 July 1, 2019

puss infected cum bubble

noun- one who eats penis and has been made a bitch more than once

that puss infected cum bubble stole my seat

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

hot beef injection

Puttin yo fat dizzo in any orafice on a bitchs body

Brian T. Lovett gives lots of bitchs hot beef injections

by Jake May 13, 2005

beast infection

a male yeast infection

i didn't wash my jimmy for three weeks and got a mad beast infection

by turdburglar0 June 7, 2011

Subway Sloth Insertion

When you stick a 5 dollar foot long up your vaginal tube, using it like a dildo. Then your man eats the foot long while it's in your vagina and you have to finish it. Then when the man finishes eating it you eat the woman out. After that you stick a six incher up the womans butt and you have to finish that and then eat the womans butt out. Then you look for any loose pieces of lettuce by sticking your head up her butt or vagina.

I subway Sloth Insertion Amandas feminine areas lastnite.

by shitstain/skidmark January 14, 2011

insec/in-sec

insec or in-sec depends on how edgy you are...
stands for internet-security or internet security

yesterday I was reading an insec/in-sec article related to CSRF,
can't believe it's so hard to defend against...

by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS April 26, 2022

stacey infection

1.) Noun; a yeast infection to the highest degree of infection.
2.) Adj.; a word that describes a teacher that no one likes, is always in a bitchy mood, gives way to much work, and/or never smiles.

1) person 1 - hey man, did you hear what Sarah has?

Person 2 - yeah man! She's got some nasty-ass Stacey infection

2) dude, mr.steevio is such a Stacey infection.

by Snap kreckel pop October 22, 2013