Zed eyes

Eyes that record everything they see (and can even pick up audio), and can play back all events from the perspective of the seer exactly as they happened.

When we die, will we be able to play back our lives in every detail as if we had Zed eyes?

by The Gideon Lion August 10, 2020

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Moody Eye

When someone imitates or impersonates another person (real or made-up person), namely on social media, just to spy on their crush, an estranged relative, past friends and other sorts of people, either to see what they're up to or to lust over them. To put it simply, if you create a fake account to spy on a few people, you're a Moody Eye.

This is based on the Harry Potter character Moody Eye in The Goblet of Fire, who was actually Barty Crouch Jnr impersonating him to spy on Potter and see what he is up to.

- My ex left me and married another. How should I catch up on him on social media when his profile is private? :(
- Just make a fake account and pretend you're a local priest or some politician from his favourite party and add him, hon.
- Oh, that's a good idea. Very Moody Eye, huh? :P

by Aquarii May 27, 2019

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eye cramp

A rare medical condition which can only be cured by taking a cab to the hospital, walking around the hospital and then taking an e-scooter ride back to where the patient started. Treating the patient's caretaker with ice-cream often results in faster recovery.

Seong Kee had such a severe eye cramp that she spent 6 bucks on a cab to the hospital and 3.90 on a Magnum

by dont-laugh-around-nuh February 26, 2019

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Robo eyes

Wide, dazed appearance of the eyes after ingesting large amounts of dextromethorphan (sometimes called Robotripping, Skittling, dexing, etc.), a cough suppressant found in most cough medicines.

I took some Robo a few hours ago, and now I've got Robo eyes.

by thexshattered February 28, 2010

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