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Eyes that record everything they see (and can even pick up audio), and can play back all events from the perspective of the seer exactly as they happened.
When we die, will we be able to play back our lives in every detail as if we had Zed eyes?
by The Gideon Lion August 10, 2020
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Often reffered to as the opposite of deadeye. Therefore, if someone is a zedeye, he/she cannot shoot to save his/her/a fellow ct's life.
OMFG, that guy is such a zedeye, he was three feet from the target and still missed!

P.S: if you are called a zedeye do not attempt to join the army. It may cost you your life and every other member of your platoon's lives.
by Vas Zaitsev August 06, 2009
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