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lincoln's beard

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".
Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.
by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007
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bearded moose

He thrust his bearded moose into her bearded clam and their pubic hair meshed together.
by somali pirate April 8, 2009
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growing the beard

When a TV show get's better over time, as opposed to "Jumping the Shark," when a show gets worse over time.

Refers to Jonathan Frakes character, William Riker, growing a beard after season one, when the show improved dramatically
-"While "Heroes" Jumped The Shark after season one, "Lost's second season improved, growing the beard more after each season.
by Ufotofu9 June 3, 2014
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beard sex

When one partner of a homosexual male couple gives their partner a blowjob, the feeling of the beard stimulating the scrotum is known as beard sex. (Does not have to be male to male couples, though it is more likely)
Jon: Oh my God, that beard sex feels so good!
Josh: I'll never shave my beard again!
by Calvin Burton April 10, 2008
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Bearded Phoenix

When you light a girls pubs on fire, then proceed to eat her out. The goal is to not get burned and make her cum!
guy1"Dude why is your face burned?"
guy2"I tried to give my girl a Bearded Phoenix, and phailed"
by Zeps March 6, 2010
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rainbow beard

When a man's facial hair grows in patches of different colors.
Jeff's has a blonde mustache, black neckbeard, and red patches near his chin. He's got epic rainbow beard going on.
by Jackerman90 November 29, 2009
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The Bearded Commodore

Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.
I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.
by JRrrrrrrrr March 30, 2011
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