handle bender

A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.

You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!

by drummer0 August 5, 2014

Hankles

Females whose calf meets their ankle with no tapering have cankles. Men with very hairy legs who have the same condition have hankles.

I have to wear long trousers to cover up my hankles.

by nomadtee December 17, 2015

Handlebarred

1. The act of having sex on a bicycle
2. When a girl buts her ass in your face while you finger her.
3. When a girl grabs on to your dick and doesn't let go.

Sanders got handlebarred by Tyson last night!!!

I handlebarred the hell out of her. I'm pretty sure she got tire grease all over her ass.

She said she was wanking me, but it seemed like she was just handlebarring me .

by Mainstream Fuckboi December 21, 2015

Handle

A name used on most social media platforms. Also commonly referred to as a username.

Oh my god! Did you see Dans new Twitter handle @DanIsNowOnFire

by spicy flamingo July 19, 2016

Handlebarring

The act of riding a bike and holding an object in one hand while still handling the handlebars in both hands.

" I'm handlebarring by riding a bike with a flashlight in my hand while holding both bars"

by FoodisLifeCX July 2, 2017

handle baring

When you insert 4 fingers into the pussy and your thumb into the woman’s asshole and grab the wad of meat whilst then rapidly shaking it.

We’re you guys just handle baring?

by Hoelster December 4, 2017

handle your handle

To be able to sip, but still function, to be able to function as a being, even if sloshed. Dont drink and drive.

Bro, you need to handle your handle. I'm handling my handle.

by JRay1234567890 June 28, 2019