Hangovaries

When you ovulate so hard that you feel like shit the next morning.

Tina-bonifa (cuddling her coffee): Uggghhh...
Tony-balony (concerned, handsome): What's wrong baby?
Tina-bonifa: I have hangovariiieesss...
Tony-balony: What do you expect? You ovulated so hard last night I had to carry you home.
Tina-bonifa (with puppy-dog eyes): You diiiiiid? I don't rememberrrrr...
Tony-balony: Yeah, babe.
Tina-bofina: These hangovaries are the worst. I'm never ovulating again.

by DarknessSchmarkness November 11, 2015

Hangoff

That person that hangs out with you but doesn't. When your in public that person is there but will sometimes wonder away and then come back when they want other people to think they have friends. Usually this person has no group out side of this group they "hangout" with. They are socially hanging off your group and your friends. They do this to seem higher of in the social hierarchy. This is sometimes referred to as a third wheel but in this case the person isn't invited or wanted at the group events. Try not to wear it out.

Jimmy is a hangoff of the swim fam group.

by MyDudeWoz October 11, 2016

Hangover-GASM

The act of masturbating the morning of a hangover to help reduce the side effects caused by all the drinking done the night before.

Hunter pounded too many Miller Lites the night before and woke up with a severe hangover. The only cure was jerking it to get a Hangover-GASM.

by NIsmoAU August 1, 2018

Hangover

When you have had to much to drink and the next morning you wake up with a pounding headache. You also will feel like absolute trash. That ladies and gentlemen is a hangover!

I had a narley hangover from last night.

by ElizaBURGER October 2, 2018

Lunch hangover

The comatose, exhausted feeling one experiences in their cube an hour after eating a power lunch. The business equivalent of a food coma.

office drone 1: "Hey, you ready to go over that absurdly complicated excel model?"

office drone 2: "Man can we do it later? I've got a massive lunch hangover."

by Andy1357 August 25, 2009

Audit Hangover

Physical and emotional symptoms normally representative of a drinking hangover, but which occur from auditing too late, particularly in busy season.

Guy #1: "Oh man, I was here drafting that long-form audit summary memo until 3:00 this morning. I've got a massive headache, sensitivity to light and sound, shakes, dizziness, and an overall feeling of regret for what I did last night."

Guy #2 "Shit, sounds like you've got a serious audit hangover. Nothing that 4 ibuprofen and a Red Bull can't fix, though."

Guy #1 "Oh snap."

by Auditor David February 24, 2010

Unearned Hangover

A hangover resulting from a night of non-excessive drinking.

Vic: "If I would have know I'd have an unearned hangover after only four gin and tonics I would have drank more."

by Power Droid August 6, 2010