Gower

A city in Missouri in which nothing of any interest happens. No one wants to go to Gower. The people in Gower do not want to live in Gower. The existence of Gower has no meaning. It is the most pointless city to ever exist.

No one wants to live in Gower

by HairTheDwarf April 9, 2019

Gower

A fat creepy pedophile who will do anything in his power to make you feel vulnerable and uncomfortable. Mention anything close to sex, he is spawned like a demon in witch craft. Shoeburyness claims to be the best school about but employs people who act/look like convicted predators who’ve been interviewed by Chris Hansen.

Anyone: Gower won’t leave my bum hole alone please help me.
Every teacher: no.

by GoAbsolutelyBonkers April 21, 2019

growceries

Da yucky/bland-tasking "youth-body development" foods dat your snooty "health-nut" parents put in their shopping-cart in preparation to making you gag/choke down said "inedibles" during subsequent meals, instead of buying da tasty treats like burgers, chips, candy, ice cream, etc. dat you REALLY want.

Parents might have better success at getting their little ones to more-willingly partake of da growceries dat they buy if they prepared said "it's good for ya" comestibles in more-palatable forms, such as mixing dem with mashed fruit, fried rice, peanut butter, oil-baked lima beans, etc. --- pleasant-tasting foods dat are still totally healthy, but which also possess super-strong flavors dat will mask da unpleasant tastes/textures of da foods dat they are trying to get their children to put in their tummies.

by QuacksO August 25, 2019

Groperversary

The date marked when you first got to grope, preferably boobs, of a specific person.

Amy and Alicia celebrated their first groperversary with a trip, celebrating when Amy first touched Alicia’s boobs.

by CrazySally September 11, 2019

Gower

A girl/guy that is very abusive and likes to be a nerd for most of their lives they have little to no friends and now wants to fight me enjoy...

Hey just because your a Gower doesn't mean you can beat me all the time

by Gakgjfmeb jcjdjndnxj December 7, 2019

growlerable

Any libation worthy of filling a growler with;

A definable point to make describing an epically do-able thing or task.

That’s definitely a growlerable beer. I’ll get more for later.

by NitroHead January 8, 2020

Growler

When you have so much hair ungroomed around your genitals that it blasts through the fabric and or out of the side of your underwear.

This dude's growler made it look like he had a peep in an Easter basket.

by Big Rodboski January 15, 2020