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Goober Scoobers

A Goober Scoober is typically centered around Someone who is seen as less than. Someone who may be foolish, naive, or just plan stupid. as per typical for scooby doo.
these 9th graders are goober scoobers ya feel. They're always doing something that makes them standout poorly.
by Sexyasawaffle March 29, 2022
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Super Goober Glabby

A state of extreme happiness, that words blend together in an illiterate annunciation.
Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!

-what?

I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?
by The one who cant speak February 24, 2023
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Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
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Goober brigade

Be careful, I heard there's a Goober brigade going to Jonathan's party this Sunday.
by Drake Stewart October 9, 2022
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Goobering

Super racist term for half-Asians.
Your mom is asian and your dad is white, you are a goobering
by Person881 December 12, 2023
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goober neck

by Goober neck December 10, 2023
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Goober

actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.
"You're such a goober babe!"
by Supa.Immature October 17, 2019
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