Google Minute

The amount of time, in minutes, for a new web page to be found by google.
It took 120 google minutes for my website to be found.
by swerty August 25, 2009
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Google the goods

To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.
Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning
by La Furia Latina July 20, 2016
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Google Intelligence

Engaging in an online debate without any pre-existing knowledge of the topic at-hand; instead conducting Google searches in an attempt to appear educated on the issue.
"I copied and pasted your last response into Google and found that you took it word-for-word from a website. Do you have any first-hand knowledge or experience you'd like to offer, or would you rather continue to use Google Intelligence solely to make your points for you?
by paleriderinpa February 07, 2011
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Google it on youtube

When over 45yrs old and you believe your are internet savvy. A question is answered with “google it on YouTube
by Sawdust723 September 18, 2018
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google delay

A pause in a daily activity caused by someone needing to look up a definition or fact on the internet before proceeding.
The waitress wanted to take our order, but there was a lengthy Google delay as I looked up "Escolar" on my husband's Blackberry.

OUr Scrabble game was interupted by multiple Google delays, for instance, when no one believed that "crudite" was a real word.
by GreatLakesMeg November 11, 2009
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Google It And Prove It

Google It And Prove It is a term used to ask someone to prove what they are saying is true Googling it.
Kevin: Did you know that pigs can fly in Africa
Timmy: No they cant!
Kevin: Google It And Prove It!
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google myself

"I google myself all the time like when Angie is not in the mood or when I'm alone in a hotel."
by gtrimeshko January 26, 2018
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