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an absolute terrible joke that is just absolutely terrible. recieves no laughter whatsoever.
Brad: Hey guys what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue sea???? It gets wet!

(Silence)

Everyone: G Joke!!!!!!!
by Dale Doback's cousin Phil June 18, 2010
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G Pass

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a guarantee of immunity from violence or other acts dangerous to one's person or property when in another's territory. Usually given by someone with a great deal of street credibility in a designated area and may often convey respect for another who has similar credibility (or connections thereto) in a different area. It is unwise to cross into another's territory without "announcing" yourself and requesting a G Pass. (Think hall pass for gangsters)
A west side gang member was caught on the East side without a G pass and therefore beat down and robbed.

A rapper from another city would be wise to contact the street powers that be in a city they plan to perform in to request a G Pass or they may be robbed, killed, extorted, or otherwise accosted. Biggie did not have a G Pass on the West Coast. Young Berg does not have a G Pass in Detroit and therefore is continually robbed and beat up every time he goes.

"blasting my city thats yo ass in my city need a pass in my city and im mr. hall monitor" -Big Sean "Home Town"
by DetroitWestSide7mile October 25, 2011
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G-rated

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(Originally referred to the American film-rating system, in which "G" stands for "general admission".)

1. Appropriate for all ages, with no offensive content such as violence, drug use, profanity, or sex acts.

2. Sanitized or altered to remove offensive content.
1. Just because a movie is G-rated, that doesn't mean it's a kiddie show: ever see _The Sound of Music_?

2. I'd better tell you the G-rated version of what went on at the school dance; my mom is probably listening in!
by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 17, 2006
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G-Pass

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Presumably a wallet sized laminated piece of identification much like a social insurance number or drivers license, issued by mail 6-8 weeks after one has completed training and satisfied the high-standards set in place by the G-Code Training Association with a final grade of 90% or greater. A G-pass ownership is proof the owner is a certified supporter and agrees by all means necessary to follow the set of rules to live by as set fourth by the G-Code.
"I'm sorry sir we cannont validate your "G-Pass" here but we can indeed validate parking."

“The G-pass shall is and shall be at all times in ownership of the G-Code Commission and can be withheld, suspended or terminated with or without written cause at any given time as the board of directors sees fit. Reasons for immediate termination are, but not limited to, cooperation with local, state or federal law enforcement agency, conviction of any sexual oriented crime, notarized document signed by three or more G-pass holders stating with proof the valid reasoning...ect.
by kyle8000 January 17, 2012
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G.B.F.F.

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Gay Best Friend Forever... typically used by a straight person when referring to someone with whom they have a close simpatico. They click on several levels and have a lot of fun together, sharing of advice, etc. But there is no romantic interest. Can be used across and within genders.
After all the advice Ty's given one of his straight co-workers... Tom now refers to Ty as his G.B.F.F.

Diana says Michael is her G.B.F.F. at work, because they totally have the same taste in food and guys.
by ty bachus August 12, 2007
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g.i. joe kung foo grip

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a special grip used by women in long beach california to give a hand job
dude, this chick saw suckin my dick then she used the g.i. joe kung foo grip and i came on her face.
by arwizzle killa March 3, 2009
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