fliptuck

A maneuver used by adolescents and men alike to conceal their erections; consisting of a "flip" where the shaft of the penis is freed from its initial position (generally running along the leg) and a "tuck" into the belt loop to secure the penis in its rightful place, centered between a man's legs. The fliptuck allows a perv to hide his shame, should he be smooth enough to pull this one off. The ideal fliptuck would occur through the pocket, although it is not uncommon for someone to reach straight into their pants and adjust their penis.

Corey's sister gave me major bonage when she rubbed up against me the other day! I had to pull the fliptuck so no one knew what was going on.

by Kinny Joe September 30, 2009

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Floating Liver Syndrome

A serious illness of the rectal cavity that occurs after being gang-raped by the football team at school, where you lose feeling in your rectum. They then proceed to 'freak' inside you, flooding your innards.

"I'm sorry Mrs.Smith, the doctor tried everything he could to to repair your poor sons rectum, but Floating Liver Syndrome is irreversible. On a high note, the football team is on its way to the Championship.

by TheDragonReborn January 1, 2011

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fliptard

fliptard one who is incredibly stupid and a fucktard but a less offensive and non vulgar way to call someone a fuck and a retard

dude you stole my fleets you fliptard
man i did not steal your fleets you fliptard

dude you cant take a joke can you
man you dont have a funny bone in your body fliptard

by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

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Lane Floating

Lane floating is a sport created in the Cotswolds where you drive down a country lane in a low gear with the driver and all the passengers seated outside the vehicle (on window ledges or the roof).

This new sport is designed for the occupants of the vehicle to be able to socialise at slow speeds night or day on quiet lanes or narrow tracks; piloting the vehicle at low speeds from outside the car gives the impression you are floating down a canal (hence the name).

The art of this sport rests with the driver as they will have limited control while sat on the window ledge but passengers will be in charge of gear changing.

This sport is illegal in England which makes it a bit more interesting and should only be carried out by experienced drivers.

Dan and four friends sat on the window ledges of the car and began lane floating down "Calf Way".

As Dan was lane floating down "Green Farm Way" he was steering from above and letting the car roll.

As we drove down yonder we passed a group of people floating down the lane in a car.

by JeffeyFromYonder May 26, 2009

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