dick farmer 

Dick farmer (dĭk fär'mər)
n. slang.

1. A Homosexual.
2. A person or persons who enjoy anal sex.
3. A person considered sexually promiscuous.

intr.v., dick farm·ing, dick farmed.

1. To actively have sexual relations with multiple partners.
2. To associate or have sexual relations with a dick farmer.

Behind the phrase:
1. The idea being that a farmer needs fertilizer for good crops.
2. The idea being that a farmer has a large amounts of crops growing.

Joe,"Fuck you, you Dick farmer!" Jamie,"Your just pissed because i Dick farmed your friends."

dick farmer by Nightburn March 24, 2008

urban farmer

the trend for young jam tart types to dress in country regalia

Who's that Will Young, urban farmer type working that stall at Spitalfield's?

urban farmer by Van Baggins November 11, 2004

coty farmer 

the sexiest beast in the world every girl wants him

girl=thats right nola you want a coty farmer don't you?
Nola=Hell yea

coty farmer by cgf1995 December 15, 2010

Pity Farmer 

A person who adds a stupid app on Facebook, such as Farmville, just to help their friends/stop getting app invites.

Yeah, tom is still a douche for playing, but he wouldn't stop sending me those damn Farmville requests. I became his pity farmer by default.

Pity Farmer by T-3PO January 24, 2011

Jamaican Farmer

a synonym used for a drug dealer, mostly one who sells weed.

A: Hey man, i am looking for a jamaican farmer, do you know any around here?

B: Yeah, they're everywhere, come with me.

Jamaican Farmer by H12F April 1, 2011

boogey farmer 

An individual who spends an inordinate amount of time picking their nose. A serious farmer also eats their own crops.

Stopping at a red light while driving, I noticed a boogey farmer next to me harvesting some crops.

boogey farmer by boozemover April 8, 2012

Pickle Farmer

A woman who takes money from men for who knows what in exchange; emotionally unavailable; and always lies, cause she's taking money from someone's man.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.

She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.

I'm not dating Scott anymore, he is too distracted by the Pickle Farmer.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.

Pickle Farmer by jv1020 February 25, 2014