Aquatic Facility’s Guy

Aquatic facility’s guy is a nerdy but good looking(I guess?!?) guy that is somehow smart but also a douche. Lowkey confusing how he survives on this planet. Distinguishable by his intensely floppy hair and an overall hilarious addition to the universe. He is also found almost everywhere!

example: Wow, look it’s aquatic facility’s guy, again!!

by justyourneighborhoodfriend December 24, 2022

Flee the facility

To escape from something or make a run for it.

We had to flee the facility when we seen the car hit the brakes and start to get out.

by Buddy Bestie September 6, 2023

high speed facials

When driving on the highway and someone opens the window and drops a load in the wind resulting with someone getting a facial behind.

high speed facials- Haha man did you see that high speed facial on the highway last night it was extreme.

by Rbomb04 August 31, 2014

Fecial

Smearing feces on one's face for beauty

Bailey's so damn pretty, must be because she gives herself two fecials a day.

by Jakk Donahue September 29, 2008

facal

Someone who is original in the sense taht they come up with their own ideas and and therefore are really cool!

dude ur idea about the light bulb was so facal!

by Vin April 9, 2005

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

facilitree

a tree where you do #1 or #2, when you don't have a proper toilet, and feel the sudden urge to go. usually easier to do #1.

bob: i need to go do some business.
bill: hey, use a facilitree!
bob: where are they?
bill: uhh...everywhere..?

by faciliphobic May 10, 2006