When someone makes a witty remark, one can play the meat flute in a condescending fashion by holding your hands in front of your mouth and moving your fingers as if you were playing a clarinet while making a "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo" noise.
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a torturous instrument that your parents make you play.
its made of metal, silver if ur a richypants.
it has way too many keys to count and squeaks if you suck at playing it.
beware the wrath of flute!
its made of metal, silver if ur a richypants.
it has way too many keys to count and squeaks if you suck at playing it.
beware the wrath of flute!
by xoxotheraxoxo August 16, 2008
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Get the flute tooter mug.Flute: (v) To majorly screw up at the worst time possible, usually the most obvious. Results in ridicule. Derived from exposed flute-parts in bands totally failing and everyone knowing it.
"I just hope I don't flute during my big solo."
"Oh man, did you see the game last night? 2 seconds left in the 4th quarter and the quarterback flutes and throws an easy interception!"
"Oh man, did you see the game last night? 2 seconds left in the 4th quarter and the quarterback flutes and throws an easy interception!"
by El Tono September 7, 2009
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by calebnator6969 February 4, 2009
Get the skin flute mug.Flute players are the whores of the marching band. Their existance on the field is pointless, seeing as they always miss their dots and suck at their instruments. You can't hear them at all, anyway.
If you play flute, you are probably a whore. Flutes throw their skinny, ugly whore bodies at the drumline boys, in hopes that they can date a "HOTT" snare drummer. If you are a girl in drumline, a flute is likely to befriend you in a sad attempt to get closer to drumline boys.
Flutes will try to switch to oboe or bassoon or even percussion to be able to spend time with drumline boys. But the percussion director won't let them because (s)he hates all band kids. Period.
If you play flute, you are probably a whore. Flutes throw their skinny, ugly whore bodies at the drumline boys, in hopes that they can date a "HOTT" snare drummer. If you are a girl in drumline, a flute is likely to befriend you in a sad attempt to get closer to drumline boys.
Flutes will try to switch to oboe or bassoon or even percussion to be able to spend time with drumline boys. But the percussion director won't let them because (s)he hates all band kids. Period.
Drumline girl: Oh my gosh, ew. Look at that flute section. They're so ugly. If they spent as much time practicing their flute as they did stalking the drumline, they'd be amazing.
Oboe/bassoon girl: People in the flute section are ugly and stupid. They could never handle the pressure of playing a double reed instrument.
Drumline boy: I wish these flute section whores would leave us alone. They're ugly as hell.
Flute section: Wow, I bet all these people in drumline love us!
Oboe/bassoon girl: People in the flute section are ugly and stupid. They could never handle the pressure of playing a double reed instrument.
Drumline boy: I wish these flute section whores would leave us alone. They're ugly as hell.
Flute section: Wow, I bet all these people in drumline love us!
by bassoonsarebeast November 22, 2010
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