Essence

gives good brain

Dude #1: Hey did you get any brain from Essence last night?!
Dude #2: Yes! Best brain I ever had!

by taywhoreeeeeeee July 17, 2011

Essi

The brightest star.
Others pale in comparison. a truly beautiful soul that you will never forget.
also a lesbian.

Michael: Wow. look at essi. she is so beautiful. i really want her.
Aleister: too bad she's a lesbian bro.

by shah the great and powerful January 13, 2019

video essay

Term used by clickbait sites to justify low content articles to be pushed out via video instead of being a written or fleshed out

Video essay is not used in a sentence by anyone with an IQ over 10

by Captain Motorcycle March 8, 2019

Essex

Essex is a place formally known as the "tard capital" is is overpopulated with slags and trannywhores. Yet it is a hip place 2 live if u have no ambitions in life

omg look at the essex people, such tards

Wow look i almost got killed by the boy racers again

by essexbynature June 3, 2004

essence of manhood

The thick, white fluid produced by an ejaculation; semen.

Oh, man, I really had a great fuck last night! I musta squirted my essence of manhood about ten times!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

Essay

An 8.5 by 11 inch penis

Teacher: any more questions about the essay?
Student: how long does it have to be?
Teacher: 11 inches
Student: what!?
Teacher: u know, 8.5 by 11 inches
Student: oh haha dirty joke in school hahaha orgasm!

by Damilkman12 May 13, 2009

Essence

1. The essence of a man is what gets him the pussy
2. The essence of man is the crucial element or the most important ingredient.

Jono's essence of man is at a very high level, no wonder he always gets the women.

by girl October 12, 2004