dumasaphobia 

1) A morbid fear of dumbass people.

Ted can't even turn on Fox News without having a panic attack because he suffers from dumasaphobia.

dumasaphobia by The Anti-dumbass August 31, 2010

dumbsizing 

Downsizing a company's workforce to the point of crippling the business by not retaining enough workers with the knowledge and skills to keep the company operating efficiently and profitably.

The recent dumbsizing of our workforce seems to have backfired as we've had to outsource work to ex-employees at higher fees than than the wages they made before we fired them.

dumbsizing by weedtarded February 20, 2009

Dump n crump 

When you have to poop in public but the toilet seat is beyond filthy so you have to crap so bad you resort to hovering above the seat in a "crumping" position. This usually results in splashing of water on the anus and/or left over fecal matter between the cheeks.

Yo Mike, I had to take a poo at work but someone pissed all over the seat so I had to do a dump n crump.

Dump n crump by PooLoversRUs November 30, 2010

dump trucking 

Unloading a large amount of loose, runny stool in one push out your butt.

After eating Mexican, Ted was dump trucking the toilet so bad you couldn't see through the poop colored and poop chunked toilet water.

dump trucking by Desoxyn May 11, 2015

Chewbacca Dump 

When you take a dump, and it resembles Chewbacca. A reddish-brown color, and somewhat furry looking in appearance. For extra credit, you make Chewbacca sounds as you are taking this dump. Can be easily referred to as the Chewy dump.

The day after eating at the mexican food buffet, I took a Chewbacca dump.

Chewbacca Dump by Fart_Master7 March 26, 2009

Martha Stewart Dump 

A defication session so violent that it splatters the bowl in a decorative fashion.

As used in a sentence:

Do you have toilet brush, I just took a Martha Stewart in your bathroom.

Martha Stewart Dump by BigBad2374 January 21, 2005

Shotgun dump 

When you have to poop so bad, when you sit on the toilet, all your crap shoots out of your butthole like a shotgun. Somtimes happens when your sick and you have diarrea.

Dude 1 - "Dude i just took a shotgun dump"

Dude 2 - "Are you sick?"

Dude 1 - "Naw, i just had to go real bad"

Shotgun dump by AddamsAppleDude January 23, 2010