knob dicker

texan slang.to mess with buttons or dials.

Damnit andrew, you're being a knob dicker. quit playing with my sterio.

by Judge Scott September 13, 2003

space dockers glove

similar to space docking, but uses a surgical glove brim full of excrement which is then frozen. can be frozen with fingers straight for extra depth or fingers closed for frozen fisting.

simon ; hey big D, get out the space dockers glove and give me a good poo punch up my mucky sphinter"

by ive tried it and it was great January 21, 2009

ducker

someone that is antisocial or otherwise a pussy.

"Jim is a fuckin' ducker. He's always suckin' himself off with his gleivinfriends

by Jake January 6, 2005

deeker

the best web site ever

deeker is a site with diaper stories.

by unknown April 9, 2005

Big Dicker

When your girlfriend is riding your cock as you look up at the big dipper. The two best things in the world cum together.

-"I was getting dome by the campfire when I looked up and saw the big dipper. It was the best Big Dicker I've ever gotten!"

by Dixin Mahass May 14, 2011

double dicker

situation in which one is brought to a state of happiness or excitement such that one wishes he had two penises so that he could jerk off both of them.

Rob: "Dude, I just won the gold medal in seven events this Olympics, plus, I won the lottery yesterday and seem to have developed superhuman powers."
Ricky: "Holy shit. That's a double dicker."

by Rob February 15, 2003

Ducker

A person that repeatidly goes AFK in the middle of an instant message conversation without letting you know they are away from the computer.

"That vincent is a right ducker, its a nightmare to get a normal conversation out of him."

by RevMB April 22, 2008