crunch sandwich

a crunch sandwich is when you add a layer of your favorite potato chips to any sandwich thus creating a crunchy layer. on the sandwich.

person 1:hey, this sandwich is good but not as good as a crunch sandwich.
Person 2: whats a crunch sandwich?
person 1: i'll show you. (opens sandwich, gets a handful of doritos, puts the chips on top, closes sandwich, pushes top back on to the sandwich and listens for the satisfying crunch.) there you go.
person 2: cool.

by csblizzard93 January 2, 2012

Crunchy g

N.: Environmentally conscious person who is serious about leading a healthy, natural lifestyle. Crunchy as opposed to chewy ( as in granola bars ) due to high level of commitment to reducing environmental footprint even if that means sacrificing enjoyment or taste.

Adj.: having the characteristics of a crunchy g

Man, Laurie and Larry sure went all Crunchy G after moving to Portland.

by Childe Harolde March 6, 2012

crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.

I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.

by mohawkslim November 13, 2014

crunchy bucket

When you nut on a girls butthole and she doesn't clean it off.

She's digging in her butt like she's got a crunchy bucket.

by CrustyBucket June 4, 2016

Crunching

Doing a lot of, or trying hard to achieve a goal.

I've really been crunching this new TV show lately.

by LucasTheMucas July 19, 2017

cruncheled

When all your friends make fun of you for being drunk and miss pronouncing words.

Dude, you were so cruncheled last night.

by Chadifer Boristien September 28, 2017

Crunchy Dick

A crunchy dick is a wonderful crispy dick. They make sharp noises when they get bitten or sucked.

"I am Diana
i love crunchy dick
b i t c h"

by crunchy d June 7, 2018